Rules for the Ex
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Moondog
Moondog Member (4307posts)
3/20/2003 6:13:00 PM
Any one have any they want to add or any of these they would like to refine. I think I am going to start a website for us all to send our exes to.

1. If we dump you, don’t claim you dumped us to every one. We don’t care if it makes you feel better about the whole thing; it makes you look petty and gives us one more reason to hate you.

2. If you still want to be our friend that’s fine. First though look at what the reason of the break up is. If you screwed us over leave us alone. If the break up was for other reasons give us space, there is no way we want to talk to you just as much before the break up. A call or internet chat once a week is more then enough at first.

3. Stop accusing us of being mad, avoiding you, or not wanting to see you. We are going to lie to you and say we are not, but get real we dumped you and you know asking those questions is stupid. Two words shut up.

4. Now we don’t want to go to a club with ever. You’re going to drink and slut your self on every guy/girl with in out sight. You know you’re just trying to make us jealous and ruin our evening by being clingy.

5. You do not have the rights to any thing from us ever again. We don’t care if you like our voice on the phone, being held by us, or being comforted. You ****ed up, you lost us, and you don’t deserve us that way.

6. If we ever hump we can guarantee there was drunkenness and horny hormones running through our systems. We would never hump you ever again while sober since you are probably a bad lay.

7. We tell you to leave us alone….please for once actually listen to our plea.

ladylove
ladylove Member (602posts)
3/20/2003 7:12:00 PM
haha........good one

treble
treble Member (29207posts)
3/20/2003 11:58:00 PM
That's dumb.

I never talk to my ex's. They're the EX for a reason how you doing?

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 12:08:00 AM
^ I agree with you, too bad my ex's dont! blank stare

babyduck7
babyduck7 Member (21727posts)
3/21/2003 12:49:00 AM
^ do you still talk to the hot one?

hehe, I couldn't get enough of that picture tongue

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 12:54:00 AM
Which HOT one??? I only go out with HOT ones!!! big grin

babyduck7
babyduck7 Member (21727posts)
3/21/2003 12:55:00 AM
the hot one you were with for a couple years......the one you were with when I worked with you....

dammit, I forget her name sad

I know she drove a tracker or something like that.....

ugh, what is her name.......grrrrrr

EmiliAx0x
EmiliAx0x Member (108posts)
3/21/2003 12:56:00 AM
only when you miss your ex. i do sometimes, good and bad memories, but its my history. idont regret anything i did.

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 12:56:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHA now I know who you are talkin about!!! your talkin about my old skool ex of 4 years!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Fxck man you still wanna bang her dont you!!

O.K she's an exception, thats just cause I went out with her for so long. blank stare

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 12:57:00 AM
Ahhh you posted first!! Yea I figured you were talkin about her, I forgot about your obsession with her!!

Her name is Joanna.

babyduck7
babyduck7 Member (21727posts)
3/21/2003 12:59:00 AM
dude...she was HOT!

and no, I don't want to bang her.......I just think she's a very beautiful girl smile

what she was ever doing with you I'll never figure out wink



I still trip out anytime I see a Talon blank stare I honk and wave like a mad woman but it's never you blank stare

intrynsic
intrynsic Member (1575posts)
3/21/2003 1:07:00 AM
never call when ur drunk and jus want to talk about ur 'feelings' blank stare

Ayla
Ayla Member (28672posts)
3/21/2003 1:36:00 AM
Hi I'm Joanna.


how you doing?


SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 1:49:00 AM
HAHAHA I sold my Talon months ago!!

No yea she was a beautiful girl, I wont take that away from her! but she was a bitch plain and simple!!


Ayla is Joanna????

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 1:51:00 AM
Nikki your such a freak!!! but I love yea!! dont you miss those times at work!! HAHAHA Good times!! how you doing?

Moondog
Moondog Member (4307posts)
3/21/2003 3:33:00 AM
8. if you want to go to a get together and have to ask us if it is ok if we go to the same thing you are an idiot. If we know you are going there we won't show. Be polite and tell us you are going to be there.

Moondog
Moondog Member (4307posts)
3/21/2003 3:35:00 AM
intrynsic I am loaded right now....and have no urge to call any of my exes.....but yet the ones I dump always have the urge to call me. Do you approve of this:

9. If you are loaded, do not pick up the phone, do not pass go, do not collect $200. You are our ex...screw off. If you do how ever want to perform oral sex on us with no payment in return feel free to dial the digits. But screw off if you want us to return the favour.

SoulGood
SoulGood Featured Promoter (7801posts)
3/21/2003 11:39:00 AM
^ HAHAHA

Figaro
Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts)
8/5/2005 10:08:00 AM
2.f you still want to be our friend that’s fine. First though look at what the reason of the break up is. If you screwed us over leave us alone. If the break up was for other reasons give us space, there is no way we want to talk to you just as much before the break up. A call or internet chat once a week is more then enough at first.


seems reasonable

MoveON
MoveON Member (5913posts)
8/5/2005 10:12:00 AM


If u are an ex and u want to remain friends then u do everything in your power to be a friend not false. Otherwise why do u want to be a friend?

Probably because u are insecure and can't let go. Too bad u are already gone!

Meg_Pink
Meg_Pink Member (522posts)
8/5/2005 10:16:00 AM
first and formost. (in most cases) Loose the #, forget the address, and if you see me, smile and walk away.

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