Ever wonder why some female members always look so damn hot in their user pics, but then they look like dog in person. It’s not be accident this occurs. The easiest way to manipulate an image to make ones self appear better is with a webcam. Here are some of the tricks so you too can look like a total hottie:

**These pictures are just examples of tricks and techniques. In no way am I saying these people are ug-mo.**

Note, the true cam diva will mix and match all these tricks and use them together for top-notch results.

Trick Number 1:

Never look right at the camera. You must look away from the camera and appear to be caught of guard by something happening beside you. This helps make the picture appear less staged.




Trick Number 2:

Sideways head tilt is a MUST. Every good cam diva knows a straight head is a fat head.



Trick Number 3:

Show cleavage. This will draw the attention away from your ugly face.



Trick Number 4:

When taking full body pictures, bend over and look into the cam so only your head and ass can be seen. This will hide your fat belly.



Trick Number 5:

When taking a tummy pic, suck it in and turn sideways. This will hide your wide hips and make you appear slimmer than you really are.



Trick Number 6:

Make use of the contrast feature and /or the bright sunlight coming through the window. Bright light and high contrast helps hide skin imperfections and will make your acne crusted face look as smooth and perfect as a baby’s ass.


This pic also employs trick #1 and #2.

Trick Number 7:

If you are so ugly that even the bright light & head tilt can’t mask your ugly mug, let your hair fall in front of your face for a mysterious, sexy look. If that doesn’t work, casually rest your chin on your hands for a cute girl look.



Trick Number 8:

When all else fails, put on a stupid outfit and hope people find it cute.

Thanks for the tips

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Its funny cause its true!

Trick Number 9:

High contrast lighting also makes your teeth appear whiter than they really are:


This pic also uses tricks 1 and 2.

(this is funny because it's me!)

OMG LOL




i love you

BAHAHA ONE OF UR PICS IS NOW A TRUCK LMAO

And a nice truck at that

This is the funniest post i have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha...

<--- Guilty of doing tricks #1,2,3 and 6

oh and Mx5good - I only used more pics of steph cuz she has them in her cv photo album and they were easily accessible... and they are PRIME examples... but she is hot, so I don't think she is hiding anything.