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4/29/2004 1:02:00 PM
Okay, okay okay. RC is being a bitch and asked us to move the barreling topic to Sex and Dating. Got questions regarding barreling? Interested in joining the society of barrelers? Feel free to post here or forward your questions to either RollingGlory or Old-Faithful. They got all your barreling answers!!
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4/29/2004 1:12:00 PM
Dear Rolling Glory and Old-Faithful,
I'll be attending my first barrel party this weekend and I
fully anticipate, and look forward to, being crammed in the barrel. At risk
of sounding gay, I don't know what to wear. I'm thinking short-shorts with a
baby-t or half top. What do you think I should wear?
Dennis
N.Vancouver
Dear Dennis,
Everything but a tight 3 piece suit or viking outfit complete with horns and sword and shield is acceptable. Shorts and the half top screams gayness. I'd wear "tough guy" clothes, but not resist too hard if you want to fully enjoy the moment. Don't expect to stay clean either.
OF/RG
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4/29/2004 2:12:00 PM
The only place this thread will get any good action is in bad vibes.
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4/30/2004 11:03:00 AM
^ I would have to agree with Sranger...
Perhaps re-location to badvibes?
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Xtafen
Nightlife Industry (21390posts)
4/30/2004 11:14:00 AM
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4/30/2004 11:59:00 AM
It's not "bad", it's too good for the average Sex and Dating dimwit.
Badvibes crowd will appreciate this more (and likley contribute). + the foum has a little less traffic so it won't quickly sink under a deluge of "hot or not" threads.
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Xtafen
Nightlife Industry (21390posts)
4/30/2004 12:00:00 PM
www.ratemybarrel.com
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5/2/2004 6:42:00 AM
Well what can I say?? I just dont like to piss people off. I like RC and he plays such funky tunes I'd hate to throw him off. So, alas, we barrelers have our own forum. General Stanley Morehouse, yes, THE General Stanley Morehouse came to me in a dream and said "Roll it out, and they will barrel" and here we are.
This is a forum of barreling. LET THERE BE BARREL.
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5/2/2004 9:05:00 AM
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5/2/2004 10:31:00 AM
it's all fun and games til it's your turn inside the barrel
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5/2/2004 12:12:00 PM
Requiem, that is one sweet barrel!! Judging from the picture, I would have to guess that it's made from Jatoba hardwood from Brazil. You got class dude. NICE BARREL!
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5/2/2004 12:14:00 PM
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5/3/2004 8:41:00 AM
Interesting? That's it? Allow me to quote Sjofn:
From what I know, its a long road to becoming a "meister" in the Society of Barrelling. Many people start down the road intending on becoming a meister - however few complete all the training and tasks involved in it. At first everyone is scared, some crying, others screaming for help. None of these actions help, as it only makes your initial time in the barrel longer. Instead, I have found, the best way to deal with the onslaught of the meisters, is to mentally prepare yourself. Some meisters hurt more than others - but everyone in the world is special, big or small. Envision yourself in another situation where you welcome the intrusion, then being the barrellee can be fun.
Also, once you are done with your initiation, the feeling of satisfaction associated with it stays with you, long after your shower. I no longer feel fear whence thinking of my first barrel, instead pride and satisfaction of a job well done.
I honour the Meisters and what they've taught me, hoping to be one of the first girls to achieve some sort of title within the society myself one day. Until that time, I resign myself to whatever obligations required.
See? A little more than "interesting", don't you think?
Regards,
OF
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5/4/2004 6:37:00 PM
Another letter from Rolling Glory's mail bag...
My life partner and I, having recently become Certified Barrel Meisters with BCBA (Reg. #'s BC001279 and BC001280) have wondered about proper attire to wear while supervising a barreling session. Normally as attendees we wear whatever we see fit for the occasion, or if its a theme night we dress appropriately. But what about costumes for Barrel Meisters? Are costumes permitted, and if so how much "creative liberalism" are we allowed?
Curious George,
Vancouver, BC
Rolling Glory passed your letter on to me in hopes of getting an accurate answer to your question. So often we see it; the woman in an evening gown at a BBQ or the guy wearing tear-away pants at a wedding reception. The case in point here is over/under dressing. It's not considered rude to mention on your invites what type of barreling is to be expected. Rolling Glory and myself recently attended a barrel party at Jimmy Pattisons ranch in Squamish. The invitations we received from Jimmy clearly stated "black tie event, please dress appropriately". I wore my tux. Rolling Glory wore boarder shorts and a baby t-shirt. Guess who got the nod from Jimmy and guess who got the eye-roll from Jimmy. Without getting into too many details, let's just say that Rolling Glory will be dressed appropriately at Conrad Black's "Double Barrel" party this Spring!
Anyway, my suggestion to you CG is to wear what you feel is suitable. As a host, wear what can wash up nicely. If you are planning to have your party indoors, make sure that whatever you wear is breathable. White or light colours are NOT recommended. Make sure you mention on the invite what type of dress that is to be expected, that way, you're never at fault. For more information check out B.C.B.C.'s website and double click on the spinning barrel for more info on H.B.P. (Home Barreling Party) kits. They're very helpful even to the experienced barreler! Enjoy and Keep on Barreling!!!
OF
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5/12/2004 7:21:00 PM
And now I'm completely confused.
I feel in the dark and ignorant.
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5/14/2004 1:28:00 PM
Check out Requiems photo. Classic barrel!! There's a reason why he's smiling!
Regards,
OF
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5/14/2004 1:48:00 PM
wat the hell is barreling?
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5/14/2004 2:18:00 PM
Dear exsentrik ,
Thank you for your question. The art of barreling can be traced all the way back to ancient Egyptian days. Barreling gained a lot of popularity in Roman days and became almost non existent during the dark ages. Around about the 15th century, barreling made a huge come back and has only been gaining popularity since albeit behind closed doors until quite recently. The act of barreling can be described as follows; a person gets into a barrel. The barrel is sealed*. The person inside the barrel then aligns his/her anus and/or mouth with the hole(s) in the barrel. Everyone else at the barrel party then has sex with the barrel.
There are hundreds of variations of the sport such as Eastern Europe’s “Man in the Can”, and some cultures use it as a right of passage. Watch for it in the Olympics in Athens where it will be appearing as a demonstration sport.
Well exsentrik , that’s barreling in a nut shell. If you have any more specific questions or would like to join the sport of barreling, feel free to drop us a line.
Regards,
OF
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5/14/2004 2:21:00 PM
how do you decide who goes in the barrel?
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5/14/2004 2:22:00 PM
hahah, that is wicked!!!
Hey i ll try anything once. Count me in!
Hey woody's asking if he can join the club too.
<==== woody
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5/14/2004 6:13:00 PM
Dear Tarzan_ ,
Who goes in the barrel is a great question. Welcome aboard! Most often, it works like a pyramid marketing scheme. A little bit like Amway, but not quite like Landmark Forum. But quite often, barrelers will volunteer. Others choose to play games like my favourite, “spin the barrel”. In most cases however, barreler/barrelee roles are predetermined in various relationships (male/female, topper/bottomer pitcher/catcher etc.) I hope this answers your question.
Regards,
OF
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