you guys need to apply your talents in a more creative way. message board irony is a fossil of the internet.

I stung her (AB) with that one didn't eye.

Sounds like she needs a good dose of GHB and a good fisting session with Damascus. Incidentally, as I stated earlier I went for the ample buffet. You know, the kind that I'm sure she's used to attending.

Excuse me while I count my collection of gold fillings.

Regards, Helmut.

Some good reads (new non-fiction):

Reconstructive Barreling - The Art of Getting Back to 'You'
The Hammer and the Barrel - Forced Barreling During the Steelworking Years
The Rise and Fall of Conrad Black (Biography)
Dirty Barrels - America's Foreign Barreling Policy
Tickle Trunk Barreling (Ernie Coombs)
The Boston City Barrel Controversy - Two Events, Two Views
Barrel On Sister, Barrel On - An Outline of the Feminist Barreling Movement
The Power and the Glory - Canada's Corporate Barreling Elite
The Calloused Hand - A Tribute to Rolling Glory's Mentor Rip Taylor
Finishing the Race - The Definitive Guide to Surviving Your Barrel Session
Peter, Paul and Mary - The Barreling Years
The Chairside Companion to 'Harry's Barrel'
A South American Odyssey - Finding the Perfect Jatoba Barrel
My Life on the Inside (Autobiograghy - Old Faithful)

Just So You Know.

Regards,
OF

or... not enough time... huh?

Alpha-Whatever,

Contrary to your previous statement I must have struck a nerve. Your continued responses and apparent changes to your headline are testament to the fact. As suggested earlier a good fisting session is required. I'm sure that a local bull dike from "Lick" would be happy to oblige, you're probably a regular so I'm sure you won't have any trouble getting in. Stay away from the buffet table, we all know how much trouble you have with your appetite.

Regards, Helmut.

Not that it has to do with anything, just a darn good pic...

It was actually a Half Pinder Testicle Squeeze. Question: How do you feel about men in uniform smoking cigars?

Regards,
OF

Damascus,

Just wanted to pass on a nice pic that I knew you'd like. Note the positioning of the fingers for a quality sphincter "rub". You're sweating already I can tell.



Regards, Helmut.

D,

Just wanted to pass on another pic that I knew you would enjoy. Too much body hair for me. Did you know that our good buddy Dave has a long history of barrel making in the family. Hasselhoff is actually a stage name. His real name, Cooper, comes from the barrel making town of Koblenz on the shores of the river Rhine.




Just so you know.

Regards, Helmut.

quote:

---

The whole fireman thing is just too homo erotic for me

What's homo erotic about 10 - 12 guys sleeping in the same room together? Who cares if they all have nicely trimmed moustaches? And have you seen the calendar?!?! THAT'S HOT.

Nothing gay or anything.

Regards,
OF

OF,

Nothing gay about firemen. Well lets see. Sliding down a brass pole on a regular basis, gay/ not gay. Bum slapping with rubber hoses, gay/ not gay. Communal showering, gay/ not gay/ resembles prison. One man cooking for the rest in leotard, gay/ not gay. Playing " I Need to Test My Moustache Against a Fleshy Firehose for Smoothness" , gay/ not gay.

And I mean really, whats the deal with passing around a smelly boot and trying to pass it off as a charity collection. We all know that it goes towards litigation against area police and fire departments for lewd conduct and public "rubbing".

Regards,

Helmut.