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	OlderFaithful Promoter (846posts) 3/17/2005 5:09:00 PM Again, for the record, your new user pic is so hot I need a kleenex and a cigarette. Regards, OF
	Helmut Member (32posts) 3/18/2005 4:09:00 PM Rolling Glory, Just to elucidate a few items. quote: Your excessive references to firemen seem a bit on the gay side quote: We've gone over this before. Firemen are gay as they come, you' ve clarified the fact in your following statement. quote: when he was stuffed inside the barrel by 14 eager firemen and 1certified barrel meister quote: In regards to "D", its unfortunate that you had to drug and take advantage of this obviously noble and hardworking fellow who was simply trying to lend a hand. Coming from someone who praises self sacrifice in people I am truly dissappointed and ashamed. We all know that you have a penchant for hairy men sporting moustaches, particularly the firemen of station "82". I feel confident that given time you will be able to locate an appropriately sized partner to "Stove Pipe" with. Look around, I'm sure that you could find a match with one of your "straight" friends at station "82". Use plenty of moisturizer and don't pull the skin too hard. You know how tempermental firemen are. Enjoying a stein at your expense, Regards, Helmut.
	Helmut Member (32posts) 3/18/2005 4:13:00 PM Rolling Glory, Just to elucidate a few items. quote: Your excessive references to firemen seem a bit on the gay side We've gone over this before. Firemen are gay as they come, you' ve clarified the fact in your following statement. quote: when he was stuffed inside the barrel by 14 eager firemen and 1certified barrel meister In regards to "D", its unfortunate that you had to drug and take advantage of this obviously noble and hardworking fellow who was simply trying to lend a hand. Coming from someone who praises self sacrifice in people I am truly dissappointed and ashamed. We all know that you have a penchant for hairy men sporting moustaches, particularly the firemen of station "82". I feel confident that given time you will be able to locate an appropriately sized partner to "Stove Pipe" with. Look around, I'm sure that you could find a match with one of your "straight" friends at station "82". Use plenty of moisturizer and don't pull the skin too hard. You know how tempermental firemen are. Enjoying a stein at your expense, Regards, Helmut.
	Damascus_D302 Nightlife Industry (551posts) 3/18/2005 5:43:00 PM <yawn> ...whatever. ANYONE SEE MY COWBOY HAT?
	Helmut Member (32posts) 3/19/2005 11:52:00 AM Dam, As I was travelling in the small town of Eisen in southern Germany I happened across a fine Egyptian reed south wester carelessly discarded beside a large plastic barrel. Upon closer inspection of the hat I discovered a small non lubricated prophylactic tucked into the sweatband of the hat. Further was also revealed a ticket stub for "The Minnesota Gay Firemen Auction". Upon examination of said stub it was determined that the holder was the successful bidder for "Cletis". Is it possible that this fine garment is your missing hat? I have forwarded the item to my friend "Hans" for safekeeping. Please advise if this is the missing hat as "Hans" has become quite fond of it. Regards, Helmut.
	Helmut Member (32posts) 3/21/2005 12:42:00 PM A nice pic of Rolling Glory's buddies from fire station "82" performing a sphincter test prior to entering the barrel. That's hot. Helmut.
	OlderFaithful Promoter (846posts) 3/22/2005 11:27:00 AM Coming soon from Time Life books; "Barreling - A 20th Century View" - The new coffee table book just out has resulted in both cheers and outrage from the barreling and non-barreling communities alike. Hailed by some as a classic momento of barreling during its glory years, and others as a distasteful reminder of an oppressive era, the 279 page hardcover is sure to draw mixed reviews. Said Afiz, head of Carribean Barreling Community "This book eez a violation of our cultural barreling privacy mon; it marks d'timez when barreling was un oppressive act imposed on my peoples." Responding to this comment Senior Barrel Meister Rolling Glory replied "Since when has barreling NOT been oppressive, either on a community or individual level? That's part of its Glory". Look for the Time Life publication in bookstores next week. Regards, OF
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 3/22/2005 11:40:00 AM
	OlderFaithful Promoter (846posts) 3/22/2005 2:03:00 PM Those are some pretty hot barrels Figaro. I'm going to smoke a cigar now. Thanks. Regards, OF
	Xtafen Nightlife Industry (21390posts) 4/6/2005 11:05:00 AM My dearest Old Faithful I need your help, yet again. It seems on April's Fools, I was tricked big time by my friends. Being on half the alphabet, sketched out, horny, and ret-ta-go, I was the one inhabiting the barrel. What I didn't know was that I was at a transexual party. No matter how much I suct and fuct, My squirting prize would not materialize My question is that being quadrasexual (men, women, fur, and feathers), I'm not sure if I'm quintasexual now or not.
	OlderFaithful Promoter (846posts) 4/7/2005 12:31:00 PM Xtafen, Sorry about the delay on our response but we had other things happening down at cells over the weekend.http:// http://www.clubvibes.com/...id=306434&forum_id=11 for related topic. But to answer your question, “I'm not sure if I'm quintasexual now or not”, the answer is easy; you’re just a perverted deviant who should have been born a woman. I hate to break this to you, but you are lowering the bar in barreling. Barreling has always been a tradition of high regards and you’ve gone ahead and cheapened it to a level that can only be paralleled to that of the Boston Barrel Controversy of the 1920’s. You my friend have no business in barreling. If taking it in the poop chute and sucking on anonymous dick seems to be your “thing” (and it does), I STRONGLY suggest that you keep to the glory holes at Pacific Center. Regards, OF
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 4/7/2005 3:19:00 PM I heard that there is an upcoming event at the undisclosed location this weekend in the wee hours between friday and saturday
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 5/30/2005 8:19:00 AM what happened to the barreling community?
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 6/27/2005 8:51:00 AM b-day barreling
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 6/27/2005 8:53:00 AM comparing the size
	Damascus_D302 Nightlife Industry (551posts) 6/27/2005 1:54:00 PM Those pics are pretty hot. What's your sign?
	OlderFaithful Promoter (846posts) 6/27/2005 3:01:00 PM I'm guessing Leo, Dam. Regards, OF
	Figaro Nightlife Industry (22927posts) 11/10/2005 9:29:00 AM lol
	Funkadelic Member (5663posts) 2/28/2007 12:32:00 PM I'm getting my barrrel ready for the season with a good wax and buff today.
	Requiem Bar Star (15580posts) 2/28/2007 1:30:00 PM Oh, I've missed this thread.
	nsx_swami Member (426posts) 2/28/2007 2:14:00 PM Interesting thread. I had no clue what barreling was before reading this. Sounds like a barrel of fun. Sorry, I couldn't resist the obvious joke.