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9/9/2004 11:36:00 PM
...feel free to add your own.
Submarine:
Mostly submersed.
Hanger:
Fails or unwilling to leave completely.
Breaker:
Breaks at last possible moment causing the "Forever wipe".
Phantom:
You know it was there, you felt it leave, but it's gone?
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9/9/2004 11:39:00 PM
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9/9/2004 11:43:00 PM
GHOST POOPY: That's the kind where you feel the poopy come out, have poopy on the toilet paper, but there's no poopy in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPY: The kind where you poopy it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPY: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a brown stain.
SECOND WAVE POOPY: It happens when you're done poopying. You've pulled your pants up to your knees, and then you realize that you have to poopy some more.
BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPY, or POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPY: The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
RICHARD SIMMONS POOPY: The kind of poopy where you poopy so much you lose 30 pounds.
CORN POOPY: Self explanatory.
LINCOLN LOG POOPY: The kind of poopy that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it up into a few dozen chunks.
"Gee, I Wish I Could Poopy" POOPY: It's the kind where you want to poopy, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.
BLOODY POOPY: Self explanatory.
SPINAL TAP POOPY: That's the kind that hurts so much coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPY, or POWER DUMP: That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
LIQUID POOPY: The kind where a yellowish-brown fluid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time chronically burning your anus.
MEXICAN FOOD POOPY: in a class all its own.
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9/9/2004 11:44:00 PM
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9/9/2004 11:45:00 PM
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9/9/2004 11:47:00 PM
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9/9/2004 11:51:00 PM
The Krippler:
Takes soo long to leave the hanger, your legs go numb on the seat.
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9/9/2004 11:52:00 PM
The GroundHog:
Continuously decides to check for its shadow... before you've been able to make it to spring.
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9/9/2004 11:56:00 PM
Gravel Road:
also known as: The Diamond finish.
Hurts like a bitch coming out... You'll never again eat peanut bits.
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9/10/2004 12:00:00 AM
The Romantic:
You feel the need to call your girlfriend to share the news!
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9/10/2004 12:03:00 AM
The Fudge:
It kinda comes out, but never wants to leave.
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9/10/2004 12:10:00 AM
The Hollow Log:
Doesn't matter how many times you flush, it always floats back to the surface. You must weigh it down with loads of toilet paper to get it down.
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9/10/2004 12:30:00 AM
the ghost fart: silent but deadly, you know it happened it happened but you dont know how it happened
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9/10/2004 12:31:00 AM
chinese food: you ate a lot you felt full not hungry, 30min later your starving
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9/10/2004 12:32:00 AM
The Spiral:
also known as: The Anaconda
Curls round and round and round and round...
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9/10/2004 12:35:00 AM
The Spirograph:
Leaves a distinct spiral swirl after flush that is impossible to remove. Generally happens at girlfriends house.
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9/10/2004 10:21:00 PM
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9/20/2004 7:56:00 PM
Vodka Mudslide:
- Self explanatory.
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9/20/2004 9:46:00 PM
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9/29/2004 10:28:00 PM
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9/29/2004 10:29:00 PM
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