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tjwoody Venue Owner	12/29/2004 8:43:00 AM Anyone women willing?

kiggityca Nightlife Industry	1/12/2005 7:46:00 AM i had a friend who got one, he said it rocked.
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/12/2005 8:12:00 AM SHUT UP!!!
kiggityca Nightlife Industry	1/13/2005 1:51:00 PM yeah he was like 18 and she was 35. nasty!!
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/13/2005 2:20:00 PM pretty stinky!
Solrac Member	1/14/2005 8:31:00 AM that is just gross. If I'm on the throne, that is me time.
TenaciousE Member	1/14/2005 10:03:00 AM Yeah just did a search to find out what that was. Guess what? It was NOT AT ALL what I was thinking it was! It must be a special girl who would be into that. Special like Jade, most likely. I'm thinking of an advertisement. "The Blumpkin. For the man who doesn't like to choose."
malokya Member	1/14/2005 10:29:00 AM quote: If I'm on the throne, that is me time. It would still be all about you.
Solrac Member	1/14/2005 11:50:00 AM LOL -- true, but I'd rather not associate myself with any woman who is "on that level" That is about as tastefull as banging her from behind in the bathroom, grabbing her hair, dunking her head in the toilet, and flushing just as she is cumming.
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/14/2005 10:03:00 PM i've seen that pr0n too! hehe, blumpkin.
OLd_SkOoL_FrEeStYLe Member	1/26/2005 8:00:00 AM Someone wanna tell me what that is?
OLd_SkOoL_FrEeStYLe Member	1/26/2005 10:31:00 AM I figured it out. LOL....that's sick.
BK©2002 Nightlife Industry	1/26/2005 10:35:00 AM
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/26/2005 12:05:00 PM i have that shirt.
kiggityca Nightlife Industry	1/31/2005 8:14:00 AM don't lie, you CREATED that shirt
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/31/2005 8:45:00 AM ive lived that shirt!
malokya Member	1/31/2005 9:33:00 AM you found a willing woman?
tjwoody Venue Owner	1/31/2005 12:39:00 PM u were pretty drunk.
malokya Member	1/31/2005 1:32:00 PM haha. Nice try...but I haven't had a drink since my birthday!
tjwoody Venue Owner	2/1/2005 7:38:00 AM exactly
tjwoody Venue Owner	2/11/2005 12:14:00 PM here u go: http://www.urbandictionar...php?term=blumpkin&r=f 1. blumpkin To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the **ter . blumpkin The process by which a man evacuates his excrement dropping a deuce while simultaneously receiving oral stimulation from another person. This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin. That girl Jessica is one crazy bitch. When I was taking a ** the other day, girl just comes in and gives me a blumpkin. I wasn't sure if I was gay, but when my Dad of all people showed me how to give a proper brother blumpkin.. Well it was then that I knew that I was a flamer. Blumpkin To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most peasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy. Also see reverse blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, and the most dangerous variation of all, the cunnilumpkin.