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Darth_Tater
Darth_Tater Promoter (3958posts)
3/8/2005 3:37:00 PM
I just got a PM from this Chick

http://www.clubvibes.com/...ers/popview.asp?id=133541

Hello! My name is Nastya.

I love music of different styles, pets, a nature to create a cosiness, to travel,
I love also much I am able to make by the hands.
I have no harmful habits, life in active and healty way, on character the optimist.
Anastysha80@mail.ru (Anastysha80 at mail dot ru)



My reply:


Hi...I am a big fat pervert. Want to hump?
I also go by the name of SexyLatinChica on here.
PM me there for a threesome.

MizzIssy
MizzIssy Member (11055posts)
3/8/2005 3:46:00 PM
blank stare Not funny. blank stare blank stare

Darth_Tater
Darth_Tater Promoter (3958posts)
3/8/2005 3:48:00 PM
i heart u Issypoo

MizzIssy
MizzIssy Member (11055posts)
3/8/2005 3:53:00 PM
I don't.

JohnnyGoodtimes
JohnnyGoodtimes Member (3609posts)
3/8/2005 3:55:00 PM
This is like the opposite of the heart thread :meggs:

MizzIssy
MizzIssy Member (11055posts)
3/8/2005 4:05:00 PM
Yeah. Just it makes me want to puke. puke

Phriktion
Phriktion Nightlife Industry (1593posts)
3/8/2005 4:22:00 PM
Even if that girl is a real person instead of a stolen internet photo (which is almost 99 % impossible) why does she talk like a mail order bride if she is from OZ. Ha ha...Pretty funny. I don't know what you guys are mad about but the fact that someon would go through such effort to make this thread is funny. blank stare

Dabits_
Dabits_ Member (1732posts)
3/8/2005 6:01:00 PM
Lol so it turns out I thought I was special too till I got the exact same message...


Well I think we all know its esandes new fake account...

_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
3/8/2005 6:30:00 PM
I also got it. She creates the account today and already has a 23 rating...must be sending out a lot of emails. I wasnt clever enough to send a funny reply back though, wish i would have, i could use an internet girlfriend.

Isnt the email a russian addy?

Darth_Tater
Darth_Tater Promoter (3958posts)
3/8/2005 8:09:00 PM
kana...did you miss the definition of an internet gf that I gave on shamus' show on sunday?

http://www.urbandictionar...?term=internet+girlfriend big grin

_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
3/8/2005 8:20:00 PM
Oh YESSSSS! I hope she messages me back so we can do it..on the internet!

JohnnyGoodtimes
JohnnyGoodtimes Member (3609posts)
3/9/2005 9:08:00 AM
Nice link tater, I hit random on that and got this

quote:
Paris Hilton
a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got
Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
laugh

hybrid_intellect
hybrid_intellect Member (6641posts)
3/9/2005 9:38:00 AM
Oh my...yarg.

I want to hear someone use this in everyday conversation:



1. Chunder

Chunder means to be sick, it originates from old seafareing days when sailers would get seasick and stick their head out of the porthole in their cabin. As they did this they would shout "Watch Under" to warn people in lower cabins of the forthcoming puke. Over the years this has evolved in Chunder.

Peodophiles are sick, they make me want to Chunder!

FunkMunkee
FunkMunkee Promoter (360posts)
3/9/2005 10:27:00 AM
1. go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.

"I want to go down on your sister."


big grin big grin

mistress_murky
mistress_murky Member (7434posts)
3/9/2005 10:29:00 AM
^sketchy

Thanks....but, that's not quite obvious enough. It actually made me chunder a little.

hybrid_intellect
hybrid_intellect Member (6641posts)
3/9/2005 12:05:00 PM
^ LOL! Yes! big grin

«SôùlHø®ïzôÑ»
«SôùlHø®ïzôÑ» Member (6134posts)
3/9/2005 8:32:00 PM
I got the same one too.

FamousShamus
FamousShamus Member (591posts)
3/9/2005 10:02:00 PM
That Sheldon makes me want to laugh. What fun we had poking fun at him on Sunday. I too was made to Chunder just thinking about his definitions.

how you doing? blush in love

Dabits_
Dabits_ Member (1732posts)
3/9/2005 11:35:00 PM
You know if this chick is from russia... maybe she is looking for a good husband to get her green card... Im down for a little of that piece of action for a simple marriage... free sex is free sex

s_u_b_l_i_m_i_n_a_l
s_u_b_l_i_m_i_n_a_l Member (2877posts)
3/10/2005 12:00:00 AM
I'm still laughing at the use of the word 'chunder'.

I_Get_Radical
I_Get_Radical Member (1961posts)
3/10/2005 8:10:00 PM
quote:
Charlene Lee:
An adjective most often used to describe a nerdy asian girl who plays violin and has a preoccupation with fruits

Woah Elaine sure is Charleney with her strawberries and bananas.

quote:
Butt Sex:
When in lineage2 the female darkelfs use the social waiting emote, they then bend over taking it in the ass from a horny male player character

Human male: lol use the social waiting emote.
Darkelf female: *bends over*
Human male: *****s the big boobed nice ass darkelf female*"

quote:
And that's how I saved Christmas:
A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of **** truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his ****in' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

That random button, provides hours of entertainment.

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