F**king guys....
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Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 4:46:00 PM
So I'm with this asshole the other night, and he goes "let me know if i hurt you"
blank stare

OK buddy, first of all you cant hurt me, and the last time I saw something like that, it had an eraser on the end of it.
what a guy.

roll eyes



HardLuvnMan
HardLuvnMan Member (184posts)
6/5/2005 4:52:00 PM
Are you Sarah Connor? You have been targeted for termination.
Try to be more discerning when choosing your man. tongue

HerbFriendly
HerbFriendly Member (30669posts)
6/5/2005 4:54:00 PM
blush

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 4:55:00 PM
well I didn't mind the needle dick until he made that comment. He is quite the hunk.

Like the other night in my dressing room, this other homo was telling me how I hurt his feelings. Please buddy, you know I only use you for one purpose, get in and get out.

dork_leader
dork_leader Member (143posts)
6/5/2005 5:16:00 PM
Hahaha.

Atleast he was considerate....... haha.

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 5:24:00 PM
considerate? *puffs cigarette* maybe I should "consider" banging some other guy. I can never get brain and brawn together, its always one or the other.


randomguide
randomguide Member (597posts)
6/5/2005 5:32:00 PM
haha, he was just trying to be sensitive, thats all...

_ThePhoenix_
_ThePhoenix_ Nightlife Industry (60000posts)
6/5/2005 5:50:00 PM
haha, what a bitch

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 5:52:00 PM
fucck sensitivity! the only senses he should be worried about is how good his dick feels in me.

:toolbox:

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 5:54:00 PM
**** you phoniex, your dick is probably as big as buddy's was the other night.
angry angry bang head bang head

_ThePhoenix_
_ThePhoenix_ Nightlife Industry (60000posts)
6/5/2005 6:17:00 PM
lol, there are plenty of bitches who can verify my girth.

hahahaha

RallyReturns
RallyReturns Member (18638posts)
6/5/2005 6:18:00 PM
Maybe he was going to poke you in the eye with it.

Chikeeta
Chikeeta Member (3243posts)
6/5/2005 6:21:00 PM
fucck sensitivity! the only senses he should be worried about is how good his dick feels in me.

:toolbox:


HAHAHAHAHAAH

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 6:35:00 PM
I wouldn't let pheniox close enough to me to poke out my eye.

Ive banged plenty of guys just like him, I know his type... NOT MINE.

bang head

lardass13
lardass13 Member (6942posts)
6/5/2005 6:38:00 PM
Ya who the **** cares about how you feel.

XSiv
XSiv Member (7213posts)
6/5/2005 6:40:00 PM
^ Soo not getting the humor.

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 6:41:00 PM
look, I want guys to care, obviously, I just dont want them to be pussies about it.

where are the real men? The ones who can throw me around the bedroom without calling an ambulance if I moan the wrong way?

hint: if im moaning, youre doing something right. dont stop.

Gone2
Gone2 Member (3584posts)
6/5/2005 6:47:00 PM
The ones who can throw me around without calling an ambulance if I moan the wrong way?


Try going to LA and joining he crips. The homies will treat ya like that.......goes with the territory.

rugged1212
rugged1212 Member (698posts)
6/5/2005 6:49:00 PM
wow! what a woman! why can't all of em be like that?
lol

Hellen_Damnation
Hellen_Damnation Member (706posts)
6/5/2005 6:56:00 PM
what can I say? pheonix got it right when he called me a bitch. I am a Bitch, I just dont like guys who dont know me calling me that. I know what I want and I speak my Mind.

you wouldnt like me, rugged1212.

zalania
zalania Member (386posts)
6/5/2005 7:03:00 PM
Does anyone like you? blank stare

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