can some people give me some tips for passing gas in a crowd, or even in public. i quite often have a need to break wind and am looking for a good way to reduce noise upon exit, and a good way to distance myself from the smell. especially on hot farts, creeper stinks, and potential turtle-headin during expulsion.

oh and also what to do in the case of an unexpected shart.

thanks

Crop dusting: farting while walking around, instead of standing in one place...as a result you spread the smell around and no one will know it's you

spread yer cheeks as you let one rip... silent but violent.

one time while walking down robson i let a real loud one rip as i walked through a group of persian teeny bopper chicks. they were shreeking with disgust... it was priceless.

i like trying to trap them in the elevator at work when im riding alone... ive yet to get busted for the after trail.

when i used to work at a clothing store my buddy would let it rip and then watch at a far distance as girl's would walk into the trap. Its probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen

omh i had some goat curry yesterday for a early lunch, by 130am in teh club dancing i felt this horrid pain that only ment one thing... ive never taken a **** in a club, let alone a goat curry ****... i swear teh whole club smelled for teh last 45 mins

strong sented lube, like tanning lotion.