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7/20/2005 6:44:00 PM
...one thing/event/person that changed your life?
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7/20/2005 7:28:00 PM
Immigration, obviously.
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7/20/2005 7:28:00 PM
Christ I hate general, all-encompassing life questions.
Okay, fine, I'll play your game: Mr. Dressup, if you must know.
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7/20/2005 7:29:00 PM
And if I hear so much as one snide reference to the Tickle Trunk, so help me...
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7/20/2005 7:31:00 PM
^You seem to be in a surprisingly good mood today.
Why?
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7/20/2005 7:37:00 PM
I'm in a "surprisingly mood?"
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7/20/2005 7:50:00 PM
Surprisingly good, haha.
You've been on my case ever since I taught you the word "articulacy".
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7/20/2005 7:55:00 PM
Oh, I've been on your "case" since long before that, my dear. If you know what I mean.
What's that you say? You're unfamiliar with my particular colloquial and idiomatic usage of the word "case?"
Well, that would explain all those unreturned phonecalls, I guess.
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7/20/2005 7:56:00 PM
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7/20/2005 7:57:00 PM
Close: totally hammered.
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7/20/2005 7:58:00 PM
It's not even 9 pm yet!
tsk tsk.
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7/20/2005 8:02:00 PM
But I sucked the salt and spat out the pickle and threw the bread over my shoulder. Then I noticed that the ducks, far from being distracted, were beginning to eye my vodka. I did what I had to do.
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7/20/2005 8:03:00 PM
Aw, fxck, I can't belive I just took part in a lameass Nicely "vodka" joke.
Well that takes the old self-esteem down a few pegs.
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7/20/2005 8:04:00 PM
My nickname and vodka have become synonyms on CV. How sad, really.
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7/20/2005 8:05:00 PM
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7/20/2005 8:06:00 PM
Oh My Sweet Jesus, is that an emoticon ??????
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7/20/2005 8:08:00 PM
Um....no. Nope. It isn't.
Looks like one, I'll grant you that.
But it's not.
Emoticons are totally different.
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7/20/2005 8:12:00 PM
Not only do you correct my grammar, you also correct my emoticon usage. This is simply mindblowing.
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7/20/2005 8:15:00 PM
Thank you.
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7/20/2005 8:17:00 PM
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7/20/2005 8:24:00 PM
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