"We could've had something, something good.......but you're just one crazy bitch!"

--Chris Tucker - Rush Hour 2

"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has powerpoint. And those slides need to be produced by summer interns. Who's gonna do it? You? You with 6 months left to retirement? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for my briefings and you curse my formatting. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that my briefings, while drawn out, probably save lives. . . You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at meetings, you want my presentations. You need my presentations. We use words like diagram gallery, paste special, clipboard . . . we use these words as the backbone of a job spent briefing upper management. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain why I formatted an object to a man who briefs and gets promoted by the very presentation I make, then questions the way in which I format it! I'd rather you just said Thank You and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you make your own slide, and give the briefing. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think the slide should say." -Bkmassive (A Few Good Interns, written Summer 2001)

LOL @ Bk
LOL @ soli

"Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......... can you please not shoot the bomb?"

--John Travolta - Broken Arrow

^ LOL Scarface....I think the funniest scene is when he has half of his face white from doing coke on his desk

^ hehe...what movie is that?

^ LOL thanks

"...You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*cking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t....There is no racial bigotry here...Here you are all equally worthless."

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"You had best square your ass away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*ck you up."

--Sargeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"Here's Johnny!"

LOL Skirt...I forgot about those lines!

Classic oneS bloodycape

"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
I ask that to all my friends. I just like the sound of it"

-- The Joker - Batman

on my word, unleash hell.

maximus, gladiator

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UGGGGH
napoleon, napoleon dynamite


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schwing!#(!$
wayne + garth, wayne's world

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. "

"I don't ****ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?"

"You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not."

"When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop."

"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."