Why do we cling to the attributes that once worked for us long past their expiry date? Older women with huge breasts, for example, still hoist and yard those things into specially-reinforced brassieres for maximum exposure, and then act as though all men will bow to their will. And by older I mean over thirty.

Same with hair, especially long hair, especially blonde. Sure it was attractive when the woman was young, but there comes a time to cut off that greying, brittle mane, and step into your age.

The sexual trappings of youth look ridiculous on those no longer young.

Well I saw seashells by the sea shore.

^^ and you do a damn good job woman

I don't know, UAN, but if it does, then past ahoy!

And that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

Depends. Does she have huge tits and an out-dated hairstyle?

Nicely, don't take this the wrong way, but don't you already look something like that? And what did your mother prophecy about you looking about thirty or so between the time you are fifteen and the time you are sixty? I'm paraphrasing.

"Over thirty" does not equal "past their expiry date".

there is a certain perfume women wear when they are outta date.. i dont know the name of it.. its not as strong as grandma smell, but it is close.

LOL at Tammy Faye. She's a scary hag alright. Is her husband still selling God to pay for her plastic surgery?

She looks like spiderman a bit anyway she is one of the most beautiful older woman around.

^Oh piss off. Madonna has always been one homely gal, even when she was young. And that is entirely separate from her ugly personality, I might add.

^ Can someone very logically explain this on Tantalus' behalf please.