Donkey Porn!
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 Donkey Porn!
CowgirlSissy
CowgirlSissy Member (11200posts)
9/10/2005 11:24:00 PM
http://vancouver.craigsli...ut/best/wdc/90359106.html

First, if you are offended by harsh language please do not read this post. This post is rated CL-MA and so there is your warning…

I was really bored last night and decided to download some porn. So I open the P2P program I use and think of some nasty words to search for.

“Ass” hmmm no not specific enough.

“Hot ass” nah that could turn up a guy

“Hot ass brunette” okay now I am getting some results but you have to be specific when you are searching on this thing.

“Hot ass brunette doggy style” ahh there we go! Tons of results! Let’s start double clicking!

So, I let them download and go about reading some CL stuff and trying to get the least hits on Google.

Ah ha! I see the beautiful black bar that indicates a completed download! Woohoo time for some porn watchin’.

So I get all set up in my chair ready for some hot doggy style action. I click play and wait to see if I have already watched this particular clip. I haven’t, man this is sweet!

Enter screen left a beautiful, I think Brazilian, woman undoubtedly ready to get done in some nasty ways.

“Yeah this is going to be hot!” I think to myself as I watch her walking through the grass.

Then I think “oh yeah outdoor sex, grass and good lighting, awesome!”

Enter screen right white guy with donkey. Actually enter screen right white guy with donkey that has a huge hard on. At this point I realize what I have downloaded. I am now watching some Brazilian Donkey Porn.

Now I am a guy slowing down to look at an accident. I know you all are pissed at me looking, and say you would not, but when you get to the accident you look too.

So anyway this incredibly hot chick starts to mess around with the Donkey.

I will spare you the details but it was hardcore and made me feel a bit dirty to be honest.

The movie finishes. I am waiting for the FBI to pound on my door and arrest me. Then it hits me.

That chick just did a donkey and yet I am single. It’s not like she was ugly or anything…

Why am I single? I thought.

Well you have some bad habits. My brain replied.

Yeah I do have bad habits but I think there are some women who would overlook them. I thought.

Yeah but they are ugly. My brain replied.

Okay brain, stop it! There are obviously hot girls out there that are doing donkeys for Christ sake!!

Then I thought about what I just saw and the reason someone would do something like bang a donkey.

The only reasons I could think of are:

Money

Drugs

Some weird animal fetish that I do not even want to think about

So, I am not into animals we can knock that one right out. I also am not a big fan of drugs. Though for some reason I always have weed? I don’t know what’s the deal with that? But I digress…

So I am left with money. Makes sense, if money can make a hot girl bang a donkey then I am sure it will make one want to be with me.

This also got me thinking about hot girls in general. My approach has really been no approach. To be honest, I was a little intimidated by hot girls until last night. Now that the image of that hot girl is in my head with a big floppy Donkey dick… Hot girls watch out.

That single clip of porn has given me new confidence and drive. If I make all the money I can and have a more aggressive approach to hot girls I will land one of you soon. I am sorry ladies but that clip of Donkey porn just knocked you off of your High Horse.

Pardon the pun….

Thus I thank you Donkey Porn.

You have made me a new man….







maybe ya'll just need some donkey porn
hahaha for some reason i couldn't stop giggling blank stare

pbufh
pbufh Member (224posts)
9/10/2005 11:27:00 PM
who the **** is gonna read all that

jenix
jenix Member (4200posts)
9/10/2005 11:28:00 PM

I'm laughing hard but there are no words/emoticons that can possibly convey how funny I found the thought process....

sketchy

PlayaPimp
PlayaPimp Member (73posts)
9/10/2005 11:28:00 PM
Some peoples kids.
blank stare

CowgirlSissy
CowgirlSissy Member (11200posts)
9/10/2005 11:30:00 PM
if you're bored enough to be on ClubVibes on a Saturday night, clicking on a thread called DONKEY PORN you may just be bored enough to read this sh!t

big grin

eannatum
eannatum Member (12971posts)
9/10/2005 11:33:00 PM
Saturday night.

CV.

Why not?

*clicks link.

**2 000 000 hits for Donkey Porn on google

Nac
Nac Member (19497posts)
9/10/2005 11:33:00 PM
laugh

eannatum
eannatum Member (12971posts)
9/10/2005 11:37:00 PM
Given the amount of hot girls home alone, as indicated by this thread.....

BC-diesel
BC-diesel Venue Owner (983posts)
9/10/2005 11:39:00 PM
blush blush blush blush big grin

BC-diesel
BC-diesel Venue Owner (983posts)
9/10/2005 11:42:00 PM

eannatum
eannatum Member (12971posts)
9/10/2005 11:45:00 PM
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blank stare

CowgirlSissy
CowgirlSissy Member (11200posts)
9/10/2005 11:45:00 PM
^ woooahhhhhh slow down there cowboy







i already know about the Donkey Porn Song in love how you doing?

BC-diesel
BC-diesel Venue Owner (983posts)
9/10/2005 11:48:00 PM
yeah that's right Donkey Porn! o yeah

eannatum
eannatum Member (12971posts)
9/10/2005 11:49:00 PM
snake world sex gallery?

rabbit sex?


The mind boggles

CowgirlSissy
CowgirlSissy Member (11200posts)
9/10/2005 11:54:00 PM

CowgirlSissy
CowgirlSissy Member (11200posts)
9/10/2005 11:56:00 PM
hahahahahaha
wtf
awwwwwwwww
stupid CV censors??


PlayaPimp
PlayaPimp Member (73posts)
9/10/2005 11:59:00 PM
Red x no more!

PlayaPimp
PlayaPimp Member (73posts)
9/11/2005 12:05:00 AM
I take it you're feeling horny tonight cowgirl.
wink

BC-diesel
BC-diesel Venue Owner (983posts)
9/11/2005 12:14:00 AM
by for to day

patty_mcgaff
patty_mcgaff Member (3934posts)
9/11/2005 8:07:00 AM
Best post ever.

BC-diesel
BC-diesel Venue Owner (983posts)
9/11/2005 4:12:00 PM
it is the best porn ( because it is so wrong ) and it's donkey porn (O YEAH ) in love how you doing? tongue big grin wink smile

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