Why are guys so horney in the morning?
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 Why are guys so horney in the morning?
treble
treble Member (29207posts)
11/15/2005 10:59:00 AM
If a man is in my bed, the last thing on my mind is showering and brushing my teeth.

treble
treble Member (29207posts)
11/15/2005 11:01:00 AM
Why don't you be a good gf and wake your man up with morning head? smile

frenchyG
frenchyG Member (8418posts)
11/15/2005 11:02:00 AM
^ in love

J_BLING
J_BLING Member (9posts)
11/15/2005 11:03:00 AM
all you girls out there need to listen to this girl she knows what she is talking about !
that is prolly the best thing i have ever woken up to tongue

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/15/2005 11:06:00 AM
Because its a long drive to work and its even longer with a hard on

treble
treble Member (29207posts)
11/15/2005 11:07:00 AM
Carpool. wink

DimeBag_D
DimeBag_D Member (1843posts)
11/15/2005 11:09:00 AM
quote:
Why are guys so horney in the morning?


Beacuse they've been dreaming all night about the woman they'd rather be fu(king.....

Oh that's gonna make me popular big grin

J_BLING
J_BLING Member (9posts)
11/15/2005 11:10:00 AM
a carpool with a hardon is almost worse

treble
treble Member (29207posts)
11/15/2005 11:10:00 AM
Nevermind.

poetess
poetess Member (5376posts)
11/15/2005 12:03:00 PM
quote:
Beacuse they've been dreaming all night about the woman they'd rather be fu(king.....


This goes both ways Dimebag wink

Xtafen
Xtafen Nightlife Industry (21390posts)
11/15/2005 12:29:00 PM
It might ....just might be due to the fact that our sacks have been producing sperm all night and we have a full load to spew in the morning when we wake up.


Mind you ...it just might be due to that. wink

DimeBag_D
DimeBag_D Member (1843posts)
11/15/2005 12:32:00 PM
^^ wink I know. I dont mind when my girlie calls me by different names either. I've developed quite a few entertaining alter egos from them big grin

gimmi4kisez
gimmi4kisez Member (8posts)
11/16/2005 12:07:00 AM
I dont know. I agree with the ppl who said the biological thing. The only way I ever have sex in the morning is if I wake up first and brush my teeth and all that. I like feeling sexy for a guy not feeling all morning breath like haha

_orange_
_orange_ Member (1329posts)
11/16/2005 12:10:00 AM
We were talking about this in biopsyc last week. To quote my prof "genitals are engorged in all REM sleep" so in other words your things are awake even when your not so they need some play once you wake up!

gimmi4kisez
gimmi4kisez Member (8posts)
11/16/2005 12:14:00 AM
Thanks for clearing it allup for us haha

Anti
Anti Member (4097posts)
11/16/2005 12:19:00 AM
Men are horny all the freaking time. The moring is when their day usually strats.....so of course they will be horny right off the bat.....makes sense. Yah?

lardass13
lardass13 Member (6942posts)
11/16/2005 12:47:00 AM
Sometimes your guy may not be horny per say, he just has a piss hard on, But he feels its and says hell might as well use it tongue

SeductiveChaos
SeductiveChaos Member (1903posts)
11/16/2005 1:33:00 AM
morning sex is good, start your day off right.... but i love being woken up in the middle of the night for some great sex! although, night time, day time, morning time... anytime is great big grin

wolfchick
wolfchick Moderator (45828posts)
11/16/2005 4:20:00 AM
devil

_Caliente_
_Caliente_ Member (212posts)
11/16/2005 4:42:00 AM
whatever the reason is, thank goodness... nothing says "good morning" like a deep hard shafting while youre half asleep.... three cheers for morning wood!!!

I clearly need a deep hard shafting sad

sirus_thb
sirus_thb Promoter (70posts)
11/16/2005 6:37:00 AM
^^^my phone number is 674-8956 CALL ME RIGHT NOW!!!

jk tongue


But i must add to this fully opinioniated thread that morning sex mainly occure IF the guy wakes up before the girl. I have lost my chance a couple of times when i woke up and saw my gf in the shower, i was like FAKKK!. but sometimes it works to my advantage and I end up having shower sex (only 2ice). The other times i woke up WAYYY too late and she was done showering, DAMN! angry . in love

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