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1/3/2006 12:09:00 PM
I just recently discovered my security camera channel.
I get 4 different views.
Now I can see when the hot dope blonde chick who lives in my building come and go. Maybe I won't be so Harold next time I see her in the elevator. So hot.
You: Hot blonde chick that lives in my building on my floor. You so fine.
Me: Good looking Asian guy who thinks about the dirtiest sexual positions when I'm in the elevator with you, but I never say anything.
I hope you're not reading this, because it's kinda creepy and perverted.
Hi, I'm JP.
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1/3/2006 12:23:00 PM
slow day at work huh?
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1/3/2006 12:30:00 PM
Sort of.
Sucks being back here. Fuçk.
You should see this chick.
And now for a Haiku:
Hot blonde on 6th floor
You are so fine. Want to bang?
Dope dizzle schnizzle
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1/3/2006 12:31:00 PM
giver the JP nut... and give it to her DEEP
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1/3/2006 12:40:00 PM
Oh man.
Blonde is the new brunette.
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1/3/2006 12:41:00 PM
countdown?
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1/3/2006 12:45:00 PM
Ass is the new vagina.
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1/3/2006 12:48:00 PM
thought you's all about the brunettes?
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1/3/2006 12:52:00 PM
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1/3/2006 12:56:00 PM
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1/3/2006 1:36:00 PM
Don't get me wrong. Brunettes still get priority when it comes to my penis. I'm just getting into blondes now. Like a white person trying a tuna roll for the first time.
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1/3/2006 1:38:00 PM
^you're a whore
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1/3/2006 1:51:00 PM
Keep talking to me like that and I'm taking you off my top 8.
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1/3/2006 1:54:00 PM
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1/3/2006 2:07:00 PM
Send me hot pics.
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1/3/2006 3:58:00 PM
So uh, what happened to the Hooters on Robson? I liked their wings. Now where the hell am I supposed to go to get wings like that? Earls' wings are okay, but c'mon, the only reason I go there so much is because of the dope bitches.
Hooters had dope wings, but only okay bitches. What we need is a wing place that serves dope wings and only hires at least LA 8s. When I say we, I mean just me.
LA 8 = Vancouver 12
This is detracting from my original point isn't it?
Oh well.
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1/3/2006 4:58:00 PM
how about that restaurant on granville called WINGS? they have 13 different kinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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1/3/2006 5:03:00 PM
Dope bitches or what?
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1/4/2006 3:43:00 PM
If I'm jacking off in the middle of the forest to the thought of me slamming dope schlags from Earls, does it make a sound?
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1/4/2006 3:51:00 PM
If I'm double fisting my cock and hand A leaves the base of my dink at 45 mph, and hand B leaves the tip at 60 mph, how long until I cum?
Bonus points, who says "dink"?
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1/4/2006 3:56:00 PM
Jason has 2 girlfriends. Bobby has 3 girlfriends, but 1 one those girls is cheating on him with Jason. What is the probablilty of chlamydia between them?Gonorreah?
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