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_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
2/20/2006 10:56:00 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun....ive/0217062contract1.html

Scroll down to read the contract. Lot of good ideas in there. This man is a true visionary.

Maxim__
Maxim__ Member (177posts)
2/21/2006 8:35:00 AM
What a ****ing sicko . That guy should burn in hell

s_u_b_l_i_m_i_n_a_l
s_u_b_l_i_m_i_n_a_l Member (2877posts)
2/21/2006 9:15:00 AM
I'm all for rationality, but I have to say this definitely takes the romance out of it.

It's marriage, not a bloody car loan.

WORDOUTCANADA
WORDOUTCANADA Member (6posts)
2/21/2006 9:17:00 AM
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Slyincognito
Slyincognito Member (807posts)
2/21/2006 10:29:00 AM
Wordoutcanada makes a very important point. My homies can't wait for another round of poignant commentary.

I wonder how he calculated that unexpected Anal intercourse was 2.71 times more valuable than expected anal intercourse, or 6.33 times more valuable than a blowjob.

Also, I'd argue the relative value of anal to nude photos. I'm not sure that expected anal sex is 2.33 times as valuable as prompt pornography. I'm sure that he has an in depth actuarial table that he used to reach these values though.

Oh, and font on the capital letters of the contract sections makes it look real classy like. So bravo for that.

_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
2/21/2006 6:53:00 PM
Well like i said, a true visionary. All his calculations must have been carefully weighed on a scale the average pussy whipped man cannot begin to comprehend.

I especially enjoy his views on hygiene and selfcare. We all know we would like hair to be maintained at our favourite length and centered.

As well, the naked and waiting in bed routine is fantastic! I wish to implement that in my next relationship.

diligent_d
diligent_d Member (5288posts)
2/21/2006 11:07:00 PM
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Lu_Lu_Lush
Lu_Lu_Lush Member (1717posts)
2/22/2006 12:39:00 PM
^ LOL... Can you say... Neanderthal? how you doing?

Kana dear...
QUOTE: I especially enjoy his views on hygiene and selfcare. We all know we would like hair to be maintained at our favourite length and centered.

ANSWER: If he actually talked to his partner she would probably volunteer to shave it whatever way he like it... We want to get laid too... lol Just a thought???

Implimenting anything this buffoon suggests is not a good plan! lol blush

Slyincognito
Slyincognito Member (807posts)
2/22/2006 12:46:00 PM
Three words.

Mail. Order. Bride.

Kana will make some lucky czech girl very happy one day. Or at least, very Canadian.

mistress_murky
mistress_murky Member (7434posts)
2/22/2006 1:19:00 PM
fluffylush: I think Kana's being sarcastic.

Because there's nothing you can do but laugh.



Or draw up a counter-contract and let the fun begin!


Mercurychick
Mercurychick Member (6818posts)
2/22/2006 1:23:00 PM
quote:
Wordoutcanada makes a very important point. My homies can't wait for another round of poignant commentary.


LOL!!!!!

Lu_Lu_Lush
Lu_Lu_Lush Member (1717posts)
2/22/2006 7:09:00 PM
lol... I must agree that the poignant commentary is pretty enlightening... lol

heart you Slye guy...

You know... Ordering a bride from the Czech Repubic is not such a bad idea... It's shocking how stunningly beutiful Czech women are!!! I was there for a month in September and it was like walking around at a Victoria Secret fasion show...

Nearly every girl looked like a fargen supermodel.... It was just sooooooo not fair!!! how you doing?

_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
2/22/2006 8:42:00 PM
Apparenly this story is being picked up by news agencys now.

The whole contract thing isnt really as insane as it seems. The contact is real, but the thing is that the couple was involved with some real kink. The woman is a sub that was looking for a dom in the first place. That is why she signed the whole contract thing before marriage. Once the marriage started to turn sour she needed an out (being submissive by nature, impossible to fight it out) a simple way is to produce this contract and say this is what i was subjected to.

Slyincognito
Slyincognito Member (807posts)
2/22/2006 8:43:00 PM
quote:
You know... Ordering a bride from the Czech Repubic is not such a bad idea... It's shocking how stunningly beutiful Czech women are!!!


Eastern Europe seems to have some fantastic genes when it comes to younger women. Sadly, it also seems to have some very unfortunate genes when it comes to older women.

I guess you'd have to add a trade-in clause to the contract.

Wruf
Wruf Nightlife Industry (2213posts)
3/2/2006 9:06:00 PM
I had to stop readin the contact. It was making me sick. Apparently this isn't the only guy to have such an arrangement.

http://thestoriesyoucanno...nt-got-nothing-on-me.html

Mail order bride? Mail order slave more like.

_Kana_
_Kana_ Member (6178posts)
3/2/2006 9:15:00 PM
Had to stop reading!?!? WHY?!? its comedy gold!

Justin_Credible
Justin_Credible Moderator (8826posts)
8/22/2006 8:10:00 AM
Nice! laugh

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