TALKING AT THE URINAL
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MemberTALKING AT THE URINAL
Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 2:53:00 PM
Just dont.....

Im there to take a leak not talk about how my day is or what you did on the weekend ok?

now let me finish pissing kplsthx

No_Way_Jose
No_Way_Jose DJ/Artist (13502posts)
9/13/2006 3:01:00 PM
What's wrong with talking to guys while you are both holding your penis? blank stare

crystalsdabomb
crystalsdabomb Member (524posts)
9/13/2006 3:05:00 PM
i love talking to guys at the urinal

Temptasia
Temptasia Oldschool CVer (10460posts)
9/13/2006 3:12:00 PM
Me too.

xx_genuine_xx
xx_genuine_xx Raver (3461posts)
9/13/2006 3:19:00 PM
Best line to say when you are at the Urinal..

" Hey buddy, is this where all the DICKS hang out? " big grin

Chaos
Chaos Member (8950posts)
9/13/2006 3:26:00 PM
Talking to me is always more receptive then the casual lean n look.

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 6:37:00 PM
i mean i was talking to this guy in the lunchroom on my shortcut way to the washroom

he follows me in there and im unzipping and squirting pee and hes still rambling away

i couldn't even look at his eyes when i talked. i just kept looking at the wall in front of me and said "uh huh" to everything he said pretty much

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 6:37:00 PM
he is also one of those dudes who showers at work and walks around naked in the locker room with a foot up on a bench as he talks to you


Blow_Me_Hard
Blow_Me_Hard Member (2623posts)
9/13/2006 6:40:00 PM
if its more than "hey" youre gay

Paul50
Paul50 Member (1570posts)
9/13/2006 6:40:00 PM
its wierd enough he was talking to you while pissing at the urinal, but it would have been extremely wierd if you turned and looked at him while talking.

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 6:56:00 PM



Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 6:56:00 PM
I like to take a "power stance" when i pee

i have the neck of a giraffe

and my co worker lost fingers in a freak foundry accident i guess

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 6:56:00 PM
and yes i need two hands wink

No_Way_Jose
No_Way_Jose DJ/Artist (13502posts)
9/13/2006 6:57:00 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA

coconut_monkee
coconut_monkee Member (21776posts)
9/13/2006 6:58:00 PM
i cringe whenever i see buddy stroll up to the urinal beside me, cell phone in hand, gabbin away like chatty cathy, unzipin, & keeps chattin as the main vein gets drained.

who would love to be on the other end of the phone for that?
:vomit:

Blow_Me_Hard
Blow_Me_Hard Member (2623posts)
9/13/2006 6:58:00 PM
LOL

No_Way_Jose
No_Way_Jose DJ/Artist (13502posts)
9/13/2006 7:00:00 PM
^^guilty blush

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
9/13/2006 7:01:00 PM
^ probably has his camera phone activated at that time

No_Way_Jose
No_Way_Jose DJ/Artist (13502posts)
9/13/2006 7:04:00 PM
why do you think i plead guilty

Blow_Me_Hard
Blow_Me_Hard Member (2623posts)
9/13/2006 7:15:00 PM
blank stare

Spiderwoman
Spiderwoman Member (54106posts)
9/14/2006 12:02:00 AM
best thing genuine has ever said:

Best line to say when you are at the Urinal..

" Hey buddy, is this where all the DICKS hang out? "

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