AM I A THIEF?
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MemberAM I A THIEF?
Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 11:27:00 AM
So in my apartment lobby there is always a stack of the local newspapers there.

Now occasionally, not often, there is a sun or province there. And its always just one copy. One day at 6am i was heading to work and took a province that was sitting there.

Then today i saw a vancouver sun sitting there at 8am or so and i took it. I dont even read the god damned paper, i just like the word jumbles.

Now the man across the hall from me, he gets his paper delivered to his door now somehow and its laying out in front of his place. I have morals, i wouldn't steal that one cause its at his friggin door.

I feel bad cause im pretty sure its someones paper but i justify it by saying "well its in the lobby and my strata fees probably pay for it".

AM I ROBBING SOME OLD MAN OF HIS PAPER?

First i steal the ladies hearts now old mens papers sad

_ThePhoenix_
_ThePhoenix_ Nightlife Industry (60000posts)
11/4/2006 11:38:00 AM
Mods!




Arrest this man!



Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 11:48:00 AM
Would it be cocky if i put the paper back down there after i did the jumble?!!!

breaks
breaks Member (2345posts)
11/4/2006 11:49:00 AM
drop thr 75 cents on the ground where the paper was. you have paid for it.. guilt gone. If someone other that the rightfull owner of that paper takes the 75 cents... its thier guilt for stealing. But you have paid for your paper.


big grin

wicked_awesome
wicked_awesome Member (15036posts)
11/4/2006 11:54:00 AM
you're going to hell Brad. Been nice knowing you. smile

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 11:55:00 AM
whatever skytrain loiterer

SFUgirl
SFUgirl Moderator (5416posts)
11/4/2006 12:22:00 PM
It's not as bad as, say, scratching up your neighbour's car and pretending it never happened. tongue

Joel
Joel Clubber (9179posts)
11/4/2006 12:28:00 PM
put it back after the jumbles, then you're just treating it like the communal paper at a restaurant smile

Moondog
Moondog Member (4307posts)
11/4/2006 12:51:00 PM
Some one might be putting it there for some one else to take. If it is in the stack of freebies how the hell can some one lay claim to it. If it is your neighbors some one has already stolen it and put it there.

Joel
Joel Clubber (9179posts)
11/4/2006 1:14:00 PM
sup moondog

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 1:14:00 PM
quote:
It's not as bad as, say, scratching up your neighbour's car and pretending it never happened



blank stare

only an asshole would do that.......


sad

mandymoo
mandymoo Member (838posts)
11/4/2006 1:20:00 PM
Awww, I think its sweet that he at least feels bad about taking the paper.

If there is a STACK of newspapers there, I dont think its a huge big deal. Although its hard to say.....maybe wait and see if the stack is still there at the end of the day....if they're not, maybe that means that they're handed out to people. smile

mandymoo
mandymoo Member (838posts)
11/4/2006 1:21:00 PM
oh wait....maybe i misunderstood what you wrote....if there a stack of papers there or just one copy??

blank stare

I dunno.....put it back after your done with your word jumbles then if there is only one. smile

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 1:34:00 PM
there is a big stack of The Surrey Leader and there was ONE copy of the vancouver sun haha

The leader is always there.......the sun or province never is

_Juggy_
_Juggy_ Venue Owner (7182posts)
11/4/2006 1:43:00 PM
your a real piece of work, brad pittlike.

it starts with newspapers

ends with you in a 6x6 cell with your new boyfriend joel-ene.

musze
musze Member (7990posts)
11/4/2006 1:49:00 PM
drop thr 75 cents on the ground where the paper was. you have paid for it.. guilt gone. If someone other that the rightfull owner of that paper takes the 75 cents... its thier guilt for stealing. But you have paid for your paper.
How would the person that the newspaper's intended for know that the coins lying on the ground are meant for them? That seems kinda silly to me.

I know some newspapers don't deliver to individual apartments since they don't always have keys to all the buildings, so they just chuck the paper through the mail slot and it falls onto the lobby floor. So yeah, you're probably stealing someone's paper. Check to see if there's a label on it - sometimes they put the address of who it's meant for on the front.

danidabi
danidabi Member (2618posts)
11/4/2006 2:03:00 PM
I do the same and don't feel bad. We get the local (municipal) paper but sometimes there is the city paper, yep I take it. Sure I might go to hell but the old farts in my building piss me off. So no quilt here!

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 5:55:00 PM
i went to funeral today, and while in church i repented inside about the paper just in case

dmun03
dmun03 Member (247posts)
11/4/2006 6:23:00 PM
why dont u jus take out the jumble section ?

Brad_Pittlike
Brad_Pittlike Member (3391posts)
11/4/2006 6:34:00 PM
cause i had to "hit and run"

i knew i was possibly stealing this paper, so i grabbed it and put it under my hoodie and jumped in the elevator!

i even did a look around outside the door to see if anyone was looking

Juggy is right, im a bad person now

Illustrix
Illustrix Member (2990posts)
11/4/2006 6:38:00 PM
So no quilt here!

g q

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