Whats your pick up line at the beach?
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7/20/2007 12:59:00 PM
He's a longshoreman*, and he doesn't let his absence of game stop him from talking himself up.
Maybe we should start calling him the longwhoreman?
* He has bragged about that at least a dozen times now. That's about once per dozen posts... that *I* have seen. Man oh man.
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7/20/2007 1:16:00 PM
Volleyball and creating a little fire/weeny roast never fails.
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7/20/2007 6:01:00 PM
You must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you...
If she's really hot and has been hit on all day, I'd be inclined to play it cool and say "so...what haven't you been told today?"
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7/20/2007 10:28:00 PM
anal sex fixes everything
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7/20/2007 10:35:00 PM
i think technix is the ultimate player in this joint
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7/20/2007 10:36:00 PM
followed closely by lil dave and hollywood
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7/21/2007 9:52:00 AM
Wanna smoke some weed"
Works 90 percent of the time. 75 if the girls have to be over 16. "
This is a brilliant technique
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7/22/2007 4:48:00 AM
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7/22/2007 4:20:00 PM
^nice elbow
Mine is... "sand is sandy isn't it?"
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7/22/2007 11:16:00 PM
I got asked to rub sunscreen on someone cause they got burnt really bad last time they were at the beach.
But I don't think it was a pick up line cause they left me alone after all the rubbing.
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7/22/2007 11:57:00 PM
Guess you and that girl broke up hey?
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7/23/2007 2:17:00 AM
you know it
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