^ Me? How so? Sex is fun, I just need a sabbitcal from it. Guess I just didn't want to bang, thank you madame.

Four years and I thought it would drag on forever.

I reopened the possibilities again this year, though. I'm not as celibate as I was afraid I was. I think what I'm trying to do is maximize female choice (in other words, wait for her to express some interest). Apparently most women I've met have become very conditioned to never express that kind of interest in a proactive, decided kind of way. I'm still working on it, though, and maybe in the near future I'll get some experience being more forward myself.

Awww, sh!t! Wes, they're not just failing to choose you! You're just ugly!

Does masturbation count?

aWESome? You're right, that does happen. If they smiled abit more instead of looking like they have a pickle in their butt without no vaseline. Does that make them girls gay?

sorry your penis is small enough to do them

Well since you seem to be an expert at both masturbation & going without I'll take your word on it.

No, sorry, masturbation does not count or sex dolls. Has to be 1 on 1 sex with two people.

stillwater wrote:

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I just did a yoga class and in the middle of it , the teacher had us go into this specific pose that was meant to release all sexual tension in the pelvic region and as we moved around in the pose we were to make this groaning noise. I have to say some of the noises I heard around me only built my personal tension even higher.

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so you had sex in your yoga class?

^ does this guy irritate anyone else?



I am about to find out how long I can go.

^^Yes, Lo_Lo, he irrates me as well.

I've dealt with you before.


I just remembered.


you're the one that hopped in my secret thread and started talking out of your ass.


where is your pic with your pants hiked up to your armpits?