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Xx_Genuine_xX
Xx_Genuine_xX
Member
1/26/2008 10:58:00 PM
Anyone have a story with a bum on the street I certainly do and here it is...

So there I was sitting at the Starbucks at Middlegate Mall with my friends. A friend of mine wanted to go outside for a smoke so I went outside with her. We sat down watching traffic go by then all of a sudden I made eye contact with a bum and he walked over to us... I was like fcck... He wanted a smoke off us and he says "You have a smoke I can get from you i have pneumonia" I told him "so I have AIDS, tough life" I really don't have AIDS wink She gave him the smoke and this idiot wouldnt stop talking to us. He said something to me not sure what and then he wanted me to shake his hand... Then i said " I don't want to shake your hand" Then the bum touches me on my left shoulder and then he touches my head WTF... nice scare tatic buddy and now two days later Im sick sad
UhmKay
UhmKay
Nightlife Industry
1/26/2008 11:17:00 PM
I have trouble believing that you have a female friend, much less one that would go for a coffee... knowing that she'd probably have to buy your cheap ass a coffee.... and smokes.
_Marduk_
_Marduk_
Member
1/26/2008 11:31:00 PM
^Agreed.
And that story totaly sucked....a homeless guy asked you for a smoke.
INSANE

One time I was high on PCP at wreck beach and some homeless dude dressed like jesus attempted to exercise demons out of me....now that would have been a great story if I could actualy remember anything else about that day.

I do remember swimming in the ocean and thinking I was on the moon.

_Marduk_
_Marduk_
Member
1/26/2008 11:37:00 PM
lol...swimming on the moon.
Im suprised Im still alive today......kids....whatcha gonna do
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:21:00 AM
genuine, that was the worst story i have ever heard.
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:21:00 AM
it wasn't funny. it wasn't touching. it wasn't anything.
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:21:00 AM
it was nothing.
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:21:00 AM
THE WORST, period.
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:22:00 AM
and trust me, i hear a lot of bad stories at work.


you know why yours is worse than bad stories i hear at work?
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:22:00 AM
because the people telling me stories are 7 years old.
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:23:00 AM
congratulations, your story is worse than something a child comes up with!
boost
boost
Member
1/27/2008 12:23:00 AM
you should just give up at life is what i'm saying.

give up.

walk towards the light.
cherrypoptart
cherrypoptart
Member
1/27/2008 12:34:00 AM
lol
Xx_Genuine_xX
Xx_Genuine_xX
Member
1/27/2008 1:28:00 AM
who the hell is boost?
Spiderwoman
Spiderwoman
Member
1/27/2008 1:34:00 AM
you know what

the guy who used to cry all day on main street near the skytrain is now doing one armed pushups in gastown

nice to see him happier
Spiderwoman
Spiderwoman
Member
1/27/2008 1:35:00 AM
still not gonna give him any money
Spiderwoman
Spiderwoman
Member
1/27/2008 1:35:00 AM
And who the hell gives a smoke to someone with a lung disease.

Jesus.
Ishtar
Ishtar
Member
1/27/2008 2:24:00 AM
Wow, Stories like that make my feel much better about the crap I hear

true story
tekkamaki
tekkamaki
Raver
1/27/2008 10:03:00 AM
quote:
the guy who used to cry all day on main street near the skytrain is now doing one armed pushups in gastown


that's good ol kenny.

i saw him crying in front of blenz in yaletown about how he was cleaning up needles all day and no one cared. so i guess he's still at it!


how about the mullet lady who has randomly kicked several people i know?
_Juggy_
_Juggy_
Venue Owner
1/28/2008 10:02:00 AM
this thread has potential

i used to work near georgia and homer, i would take the skytrain from stadium home...anyways there used to be this homeless black guy who wouldbe in a wheel chair in poor form sitting outside the station.

i used to give him half my sandwhich or whatever i didnt finish at lunch, maybe a dollar. etc.

then one day i was down by the amsterdam cafe and i see this fcuker walking down the street all happy go lucky.

without the wheel chair

he saw me, we made eye contact

angry

so i rushed him, threw his wheelchair into the street gave him a bloody nose and broke a few ribs.

sounded like i broke a few ribs anyway.
tekkamaki
tekkamaki
Raver
1/28/2008 10:17:00 AM
blush
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