As Marduk waddled into St Paul’s emergency room, he realized that putting a 750ml bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila in his ass may have been a bad decision.

The evening had started off simple enough; he and Joel were going to take turns sodomizing one another while watching Knight Rider re-runs. Joel had mistakenly left his drink unattended and was now laying on the floor completely naked short of his black dress socks. As tempting a target as that may have been for Marduk, the thought of having anal sex with an unwilling/unknowing partner just did not appeal to him this particular night. Feeling kind of let down and looking for more, Marduk proceeded to insert ice cubes into Joel’s ass. He was on ice cube number five when he suddenly got the urge to feel Joel’s manhood in his poop chute. Knowing that Joel would be unconscious for quite some time, Marduk picked up the Yellow Pages and let his dirty fingers do the walking.

The first two agencies that Marduk called refused his business. Citing previous engagements, not one male prostitute would dare make a “love connection” with Marduk and his teeny, weeny, peeny. Frustrated, Marduk slammed down the phone, flopped back in his easy chair and attempted to masturbate to a gay porno about construction workers aptly called “Pile Drivers”. When Pile Drivers failed to deliver the man-goo, Marduk knew what was up. He needed to get laid.

Having been somewhat of a pro when it comes to sticking foreign objects up his ass, Marduk knew to start small and work your way up. Maybe it was the amyl nitrate, or maybe it was the ketamine, whatever the case may be, Marduk grabbed the 26er of Jose Cuervo tequila and a four litre bottle of Wesson cooking oil and proceeded to the washroom.

Laying in the bathtub with his legs in the air, Marduk started with the narrow end of the of tequila bottle and easily penetrated his now dilated sphincter. Feeling empty, Marduk was quick to turn the bottle around and using the neck as a handle, pummelled his now gaping asshole with the tequila bottle when something awful happened: The Wesson cooking oil had severely impaired Marduk’s grip on the bottle and inadvertently, the bottle slipped out of his hand only to be swallowed up by his accommodating Hershey Highway.

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Marduk had had bigger objects lodged in his rectum before. Light bulbs, perfume bottles, shampoo, felt pens, tea cup, bicycle pump, apple, flashlight, eggplant, Coke bottle, billiards balls (3), road cone and even an authentic WWII German artillery shell.







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It wasn’t the length or width that bothered Marduk. In fact, Marduk quite enjoyed the feeling of cold glass bottle and its contents swishing around inside of him. But Marduk also knew that in a few short hours, Joel would be coming to and would be asking for a shot of tequila. If that tequila wasn’t there, Marduk knew it would be a long time before he got to feel Joel’s fleshy inners.

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update?

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open mouthed kissed

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Did you really have to gay-up this otherwise ambiguous story?

How is it that such a dumb thread gets bumped??

Some mysteries will never be solved.

We have different interpretations of "great".

wasn't gay up until the kissing part.