Red Bull makes me horny
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 Red Bull makes me horny
F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:17:00 AM
Maybe it's Red Bull combined with the lethargic nature of my sit-on-my-ass job that does it cos I don't have a way of using the extra energy.

Maybe it's not.

Maybe bananas could be straightened if one had the right tool.

Maybe no one will post in this thread.

Maybe I just love announcing to the cyber world that I have a semi right now cos I'm too chicken **** to announce it to my coworkers.

Maybe I should stop drinking this crap.

_Juggy_
_Juggy_ Venue Owner (7182posts)
7/30/2008 11:16:00 AM
i have a to pooh right now

i blame it on the mcdonalds breakfast and hot chocolate

sharing is caring

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:18:00 AM
Mcdonalds is Drano for biological pipes.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:25:00 AM
the god damn rock slide better be cleared up by Saturday.

I'm going to try and not kill myself on one of those downhill bike things, I'm looking forward to getting all robocopped out with that gear they use

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:28:00 AM
do helicopters have bike racks?

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:29:00 AM
Juggy


wanna spoon?

_Tarzan_
_Tarzan_ Member (14738posts)
7/30/2008 11:29:00 AM
you can still enter whistler by the back door

Chaos
Chaos Member (8950posts)
7/30/2008 11:30:00 AM
Where you going riding? You actually look more like a stormtrooper than robocop but good analogy.

I'm gonna hit the Whistler Bike Park on the 9th. Should be good times.

Yes, Helicopters can be fitted for carrying bikes.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:30:00 AM
it's the destination, not the journey



the back door is too tight, no matter how well lubed your engine is, it still takes at least 8 hours to penetrate

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:32:00 AM
I dunno Chaos ** Whistler I guess, a girl I work with is taking me, she used to be an instructor.

I'm actually kinda scared.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 11:42:00 AM
hey Chaos .. any tips as far as what to wear?

Chaos
Chaos Member (8950posts)
7/30/2008 11:58:00 AM
shorts and a loose shirt that you don't mind destroying.

When you're riding make sure you don't hesitate, keep a steady speed even over stuff you're scared of. Hesitation leads to bailing, bailing leads to bleeding, bleeding leads to the dark... well actually it usually leads to going home and drinking heavily but you get the idea.

Most trails have detours around the difficult tricks. I haven't hit up Whistler though, mostly Mt. Fromme and Cypress, the trails up there as far as I know are well marked for difficulty factor.

I think you'll do fine, it's ok to walk down something you don't feel comfortable riding so don't worry about that, and have fun, that's what it's all about.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:03:00 PM
sounds like riding a snowboard, or skiis

I always tell people that speed is ther friend

probably hurts more to fall on rocks than on snow though eh

Chaos
Chaos Member (8950posts)
7/30/2008 12:05:00 PM
ya, I have a very colorful bruise on my chest right now. That was from hesitating right before a tree root and a bunch of oddly placed rocks. Felt good to commune with nature as I lay face first in the dirt though.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:18:00 PM
I'm such a schlimazel. I'll be breaking something for sure.

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:21:00 PM
or is it schlimiel?

I forget

Spiderwoman
Spiderwoman Member (54106posts)
7/30/2008 12:27:00 PM
coffee makes me horny

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:30:00 PM
strippers make me horny

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:30:00 PM
well


hot ones do

F_F
F_F Member (6623posts)
7/30/2008 12:31:00 PM
oh


HI SPIDEY!

Tantalus
Tantalus Member (31777posts)
7/30/2008 12:37:00 PM
Red Bull does nothing for me.

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