OldFaithful
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10/3/2008 2:01:00 PM
Over the past couple of weeks my mailbox has been inundated with dozens of emails asking me to clarify the difference between Raunch Parties. Not unlike the Masonic Temple, the rituals of what goes on at a Raunch Party stays within those who participate in said Raunch Parties.
I’d like to remind the reader that there are exceptions to every rule and I might add that there are over 67 variations to Raunch, this being only one governing set of rules I've outlined here. A lot can depend on the country and even specific regions (eg: Kent vs Cornwall) and the governing body, aka BCBA (British Columbia Barreler’s Association), Shriners, Masons, Teamsters, etc.
Here now are the 5 types of basic Raunch Parties and activities that may take place at each Raunch.
Level 1 Raunch (Spanish Raunch)
• Some nudity
• Suggestive language
• Soft core porn (no anal)
• Mild intoxication
Level 2 Raunch (Disco Raunch)
• Nudity
• Intoxication
• Porn
• Fashion show
• GHB
Level 3 Raunch (Classic Raunch)
• Oral Penetration
• Excessive intoxication
• Nudity
• Anal-only porn
• Sex toy demonstration
• Group shower
• Photo time
• Leather wear
Level 4 Raunch (Full-on Raunch)
• Multiple Penetration
• Excessive and/or public nudity
• Massive intoxication and inebriation
• Unconsciousness
• Viagra
• Video time
• Masturbation show
• Group sex
• Anus fingering
• Ketamine
• Rubberwear
• Light fisting.
Level 5 Raunch (Texas Raunch)
• Tag-teaming of individual/group sex
• Summoning of hookers (male or female)
• Use of midgets and/or canine
• Police at door
• German dungeon porn
• Dial a bottle
• Poppers
• Web camera on
• Water sports
• Foreign object insertion
• Ralph Innes
• Sex toy/kitchen appliance/power tool cross breeding.
• Extreme fisting.
Enjoy your Raunch.
Regards,
OF
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F_F
Member
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10/3/2008 2:08:00 PM
hahahaha @ Ralph Innes
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F_F
Member
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10/3/2008 2:09:00 PM
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_stranger_
Dancer
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10/3/2008 2:15:00 PM
LOL @ "light fisting"
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KungPow
Raver
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10/3/2008 2:15:00 PM
yeah I googled it and the only one that came up is dead. Hot!
Throw in a Ralph Fiennes and I am IN.
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Sjofn
Member
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10/3/2008 4:14:00 PM
OOO... this clears up alot!
Thanks, OF!
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unbound
Member
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10/3/2008 5:56:00 PM
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/3/2008 7:30:00 PM
Thanks Sjofn. You roll in around a Level 3.
JSYK.
Regards,
OF
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sunshinesex
Member
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10/3/2008 7:38:00 PM
disco raunch looks good.
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/3/2008 9:07:00 PM
Pffffffft. I could do Disco Raunch on my own. PM me when you're ready to crank it up to a 3.
Regards,
OF
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ESCO_
Clubber
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10/3/2008 9:19:00 PM
oops maybe you need a date
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sunshinesex
Member
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10/3/2008 10:36:00 PM
well not every one can be as raunchy as you oldfaithful,u take the cake.
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BobbyPeru
Member
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10/4/2008 11:37:00 AM
^Enjoys the occasional light fist.
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/4/2008 12:18:00 PM
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BobbyPeru
Member
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10/4/2008 12:20:00 PM
I loves the poopers.
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/4/2008 8:05:00 PM
Who doesn't?
Regards,
OF
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Damascus_D302
Nightlife Industry
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10/5/2008 9:53:00 AM
I'll admit I've had some deep raunches in my day. Mostly during the the late 80s early 90s before HIV really slowed down the San Fran raunch scene. Prior to that though who can forget the boys of Firehouse 5 or the democratic convention of 1992. I remember those guys used to really tear you a new one, literally. Its just sad that Vancouver has yet to take raunches beyond level 3 in most circles (the 4am Saturday parties under Celebrities excepted) nevermind wake up the sleeping giant known as Ralph Innes.
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/6/2008 10:51:00 AM
Top 10 Most Popular False Raunch’s
Controlled Raunch
Scottish Rites Raunch
Aboriginal Raunch
Southern Raunch
Convenience Raunch
Senior’s Raunch
Dutchman’s Raunch
Half Raunch
Chilliwack Family Raunch
Bavarian Raunch.
Regards,
OF
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Damascus_D302
Nightlife Industry
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10/6/2008 12:21:00 PM
I beg to differ on numero 7, "Dutchman's Raunch". Buddy - as an associate of ill reput is often referred to as - went to touch up his tattoos at this parlor with some guy named the Dutchguy or something like that. As it was a rainy Saturday evening around 6pm, turned out we all decided to order some food and a couple cases in while Dutchman finished his work. There's nothing better to get a raunch warmed up than a handful of heineken and chicken tikka masala. Well, one thing lead to another and the whole episode deteriorated into a full blown raunch (approaching but not surpassing level 4). Given this took a number of hours, but it was still a full blown Dutchman's Raunch.
The next day buddy's tattoo looked pretty fuucked up.
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Requiem
Bar Star
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10/6/2008 1:31:00 PM
Nothing is more embarassing, nor more anticlimactic, than showing up prepped and dressed for a Full Raunch, to find out the hosts had only intended to skirt the borders of Disco Raunch.
I'm not going to my sister's house for dinner again, I'll tell you that much.
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OldFaithful
Member
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10/6/2008 5:02:00 PM
What's worse is when the invitation clearly says; LEVEL 4 and then someone like Leighly shows up with some German dungeon porn, a honey bucket and some short dude who SHE claims is a midget and more or less demands a LEVEL 5 , makes a huge scene before being asked to leave by the doorman. This is a hypothetical situation and has never happened in this writer's extensive Raunch Party experience. Such is the case with splithooves and Raunch Parties.
Regards,
OF
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