I take this girl on a very romantic date. Keep in mind I have not had sex in six years. I don't know what happened but once I drove her home, she invited me in to her room.

She didn't say anything about me being slightly over weight. She knows that I am still looking for a place to live and am currently staying at home with my mom, and grandma. She knows I don't make a lot of money but there we were on her bed and making out.

I don't want to brag but I am pretty good in bed. Every once in a while I will go down on a girl. I don't complain about the smell because I just hold my breath. I can hold my breath more then most of my friends because I used to play the tuba in high school.

anyway, so there I was about to have intercourse when I had one of those malfunctions. I think I just had too much pressure to perform but anyway ended up not doing anything.

The next day I give her flowers and candy but still gave me the brush off with a phone text. This was only my second date but I feel like I was cheated. All she told me was that things were moving too fast and she was creeped out

**edit: moved to sex and dating**

Edited by Lady_Tiger on 11/16/2008 4:19:04 PM

Edited by Lady_Tiger on 11/16/2008 4:19:24 PM

She was waiting for you to play the tuba for her, dummy.

The second sentence of your post.

Haha lol at holding you breath.

Kimia are you seeing anyone?

samfry looks like he sweats a lot. eww

1) Get a job
2) Move out of your parents

And to be honest, you blew it bigtime with the flowers and candy. Oh boy. You realize there's an extremely good chance as soon as you did that she immediately lost any interest she may have had left and called up some a-hole that never buys her squat and effed his brains out, right? She was likely getting pounded while she texted you.

P.S...if a girl likes you then flowers and all that shxt will make her happy...if shes not that into you then it will just be creepy and annoying.
Duh..
So its not really about what you do so much as how she feels

Aw, sorry to hear about your plight. I suggest buying an even bigger bouquet of flowers and a few of those giant Toblerones tomorrow. Obviously your first bouquet and candy was not big enough! Trust me, she'll be on your doorstep ready for a pounding the same evening!

^

I see nothing has changed about Justify, despite him having looked like a complete tard and an idiot for years on here. What a loser. Joel, you seriously need to reconsider letting this idiot retain his moderator status. I volunteer to take over.