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MemberSean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
shmoove_cwiminal
shmoove_cwiminal
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12/2/2008 4:37:00 PM
So, in Sean Avery's quest to be the biggest retard in sports, he made a comment about guys around the league "falling in love with my sloppy seconds". His ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert is dating Flames D-man Dion Phaneuf. She also dated Mike Komisarek of the Canadiens. He's been suspended indefinitely.

Video clip, http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/clip117996#clip117996
ANGELICsmile
ANGELICsmile
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12/2/2008 4:45:00 PM
haha he got suspended for that? Can't view the video for some reason, but I read about the quote on canucks.com. I thought the quote was pretty funny, but I was surprised he'd actually say something like that in an interview...
Cortox
Cortox
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12/2/2008 4:53:00 PM
haha, I enjoy the fact that even his teammates are even comenting on the fact that he never mans up after he's been chirping.

He's lucky he got suspended, Phaneuf wouldn't let him skate away from that fight like he does every other one.
_Juggy_
_Juggy_
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12/2/2008 5:13:00 PM
oh man its such BS he got suspended for those comments right before the game.

if not Phaneuf you know Iginla would murder the guy for the comments he made in the past

what a loser
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
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12/2/2008 5:14:00 PM
he is the only interesting hockey player
shmoove_cwiminal
shmoove_cwiminal
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12/2/2008 10:48:00 PM
^ Says the non-hockey fan.

Avery's an idiot. He's a blight on the NHL. He's got no class, no sportsmanship. His own teammates don't like him. It's too bad he's talented or we wouldn't have to hear his name. Maybe if he took the time to focus on the game of hockey he could actually be an asset instead of a distraction that gets passed around from team to team year after year.
avtar_maniac
avtar_maniac
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12/2/2008 10:52:00 PM
guys like avery make the nhl exciting.. all the rest of them are boring
shmoove_cwiminal
shmoove_cwiminal
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12/2/2008 11:10:00 PM
Hardly.

Guys like Ovechkin make the NHL exciting. Avery just talks shxt, takes cheap shots and runs from fights.
Huggles
Huggles
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12/3/2008 12:33:00 AM
Avery just talks shxt, takes cheap shots and runs from fights.


He's basically a wrestling heel, playing hockey.

Maybe he believes he can add drama to the sport, to make it more exciting? I don't know, has hockey dipped in popularity? Maybe he's doing it to branch out and make a name for himself. I mean, let's be honest, if he gets suspended like this, now EVERYONE knows his name. Being painted as a bad boy really, really helps your image, it's a timeless thing to rebel.

My prediction is that either he'll be ignored, apologize, and fade into hockey obscurity, or he will ride out the bad boy image, get suspended/banned, and move into acting or another TV personality role...
Anna_belle
Anna_belle
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12/3/2008 12:43:00 AM
Maybe we'll see him on one of those washed up celebrity reality shows in a few years.
Huggles
Huggles
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12/3/2008 12:55:00 AM
^ Yes, but bet you it would pay bank


Fame > Talent


You need little talent to be rich, only fame
Huggles
Huggles
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12/3/2008 1:00:00 AM
Unless, of course, your talented at generating fame, which Sean Avery must be, now that his name is across every single website and forum I browse...


Digg
Liveleak
Car forums
Clubvibes


OH and look at this article!

http://www.fannation.com/...mote-avery-not-punish-him


Avery just gained tens of thousands of fans today, I'm sure. I haven't checked Facebook, but who wants to bet there is a Sean Avery fan club that gets a ton of new members?


Fame = money


Personally, I'd love to see him get thrashed for ****-talking like that, but the NHL suspended him...
Xomyak
Xomyak
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12/3/2008 1:07:00 AM
Sean Avery does have a point.
Huggles
Huggles
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12/3/2008 1:10:00 AM
We are seeing the UFC mentality bleeding into other sports
coconut_monkee
coconut_monkee
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12/3/2008 8:55:00 AM
brett hull probably advised Avery to say something on camera. smile
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
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12/3/2008 9:03:00 AM
why are 99.99% of hockey players so god damn dull?
SteveVasquez
SteveVasquez
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12/3/2008 9:12:00 AM
Because Canadians are usually quiet reserved people which is a good thing.

Speaking of hockey, the Canucks will be losing a 4th game in a row. Gillis is still set on waiting for his beetch Mats Sundin.
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
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12/3/2008 9:13:00 AM
not always a good thing
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
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12/3/2008 9:15:00 AM
keep all the emotions bottled up inside and then lose it when someone with an umbrella walks under an awning.
avtar_maniac
avtar_maniac
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12/3/2008 10:17:00 AM
the media & the league would rather have it so all the players are boring, nice canadian white guys with no personalities
Huggles
Huggles
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12/3/2008 10:45:00 AM
the media & the league would rather have it so all the players are boring, nice canadian white guys with no personalities


Do we want an MTV'ed-up NHL?
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