Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:02:00 AM
This has probably been done before but post em if you got em...
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down til he gets the info he wants.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:03:00 AM
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:04:00 AM
-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck don't cry.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:05:00 AM
-Behind Chuck Norris's beard, there isn't a chin. There's another fist !
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Requiem
Bar Star
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12/12/2008 9:12:00 AM
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.
Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
Chuck Norris was the original choice to play the lead role in the movie, "Boys Don't Cry". Hilary Swank replaced him because test audiences found him to be gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.
Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom.
Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely ****ed up.
Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.
Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.
Chuck Norris has to employs a legion of Mexican landscapers to suppress the wilderness that is his back.
Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.
The leading causes of death in the United States are Heart Disease, Cancer, and AIDS. Chuck Norris has all three.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:17:00 AM
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 9:21:00 AM
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 10:14:00 AM
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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F_F
Member
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12/12/2008 10:51:00 AM
Chuck Norris wears F_F payamas.
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cheerbunnie
Promo Model
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12/12/2008 10:56:00 AM
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 11:01:00 AM
Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun, he won.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 11:03:00 AM
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 11:07:00 AM
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The_Goon
Member
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12/12/2008 11:41:00 AM
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE ROUGHEST, NEXT TO THE GOON.
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F_F
Member
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12/12/2008 11:43:00 AM
you're Herb, right?
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The_Goon
Member
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12/12/2008 11:51:00 AM
HERB IS NOT ROUGH ENOUGH TO BE THE GOON.
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 11:53:00 AM
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
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VanCityPlayboy_
Nightlife Industry
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12/12/2008 1:30:00 PM
if Chuck Norris was a playboy, he'd get all the girls who do martial arts and/or black belt girls in martial arts
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 1:33:00 PM
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
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Smitch_P
DJ/Artist
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12/12/2008 2:01:00 PM
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds til." After you ask, "Two seconds til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
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Iranianguy19
Member
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12/14/2008 3:38:00 PM
Chuck norris!
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