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MemberKungPow's Holiday Thread of Lists
KungPow
KungPow
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12/16/2008 8:22:00 PM
Anyone who knows me knows about my obsessive need for my life to be laid out before me in lists. In my attempt to get into the holiday spirit I will now share with you my various favourite holiday lists and invite you all to do the same. Sharing is caring!!!


Shortlist Of Cookies That Might Make It Into The Cookie Tins This Year
1. rumballs
2. ginger snaps. the really good kind.
3. orange cardamon sugar cookies
4. praline langues du chat
5. candied citrus peels and ginger dipped in dark chocolate (okay not a cookie, but whatever)
6. walnut phyllo rolls
7. green tea shortbread
8. peanut butter chocolate rice crispie bar thingies
9. candied fruit, crispy rice, rumball sort of thingies
10. nut and seed chewies

Top 5 Regifts (from me to others)
1. items from bath baskets. I love getting bath baskets but there are always one or two things that I won't use that someone else will.
2. books. after I read them blush
3. gift certificates. it usually takes me too long to use them up so I just end up giving them away.
4. store bought scarves/hats/mittens, um hello I'm a knitter (I only give the storebought ones to people I barely know i.e. work secret santa...my friends get the good stuff)
5. chocolates. not so much regifted as I take them to work and hand them out to my coworkers.

Worst Ever Gifts (from me to others)
1. How To Quit Smoking book for my dad when I was 8
2. Regifted self help books for anyone (self help books are never a good gift)
3. whatever I bought my mom the year I was excommunicated
4. When I knit a hat for a relative and they were disappointed at how cheap I was sad
5. Economist "the year it was" magazines. A male member of my family always gets this from me.

Worst Ever Gifts (from others to me)
1. Lime green fleece pullover from the Disney Store with tinkerbell embroidered on it. I was 23 at the time.
2. Horrid stand up lamp with multi coloured lampshades on multiple poseable arms. I was 22 at the time.
3. Daytimer. Like the kind you write in. It had a cell phone pocket. This was last year.
4. crappy acrylic sweater with pigs all over it. didn't help that it was during a "fat year" when I was 10. I hate my family so much.
5. any year I don't get a lifesavers story book

Incidentally items no. 1, 2, 3, and 5 are all my dad's fault! He just laughed with the rest of my family when I opened no. 4.
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:24:00 PM
Naughty List
Those stuck in the BV cage.

Nice List
The rest of CV.
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:30:00 PM
Favourite Christmas Movies
1. Grinch
2. Merry Christmas Charlie Brown

um, that's basically it.
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
Member
12/16/2008 8:32:00 PM
i hate the economist "year that was"
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:34:00 PM
Same Christmas Dinner My Grandmother Has Made Every Year For As Long As I Can Remember
1. Turkey. Grandpa get's first crack at the white meat because of his heart condition.
2. Stove top. Made on the stove or in the microwave, not actually stuffed in the turkey
3. Gravy. half from turkey juice half from bistro. Nowadays veggie gravy gets made for my hippie newly-vegetarianized uncle as well.
4. Mashed potatoes
5. Brussels sprouts
6. Frozen veggie medley
7. cranberry-sauce-on-a-plate-in-the-shape-of-a-can
8. Safeway pumpkin pie (sometimes we get pastais de nata if my aunt brings them)

I didn't get my cooking skillz from home, is all I'm saying.
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:35:00 PM
^^ exactly, yet I can't stop myself from buying it for some poor asshole every year.
InfectedRectum
InfectedRectum
Member
12/16/2008 8:37:00 PM
some people like it though
ziggy_sobotka
ziggy_sobotka
Nightlife Industry
12/16/2008 8:37:00 PM
missing in action/where are they now list
1.jason
2.rc lair
3. nirzar
4. revenge
5. lee
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:38:00 PM
wtf does that have to do with the holidays.
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:39:00 PM
maybe you should try again with a different, more festive account of yours.
ziggy_sobotka
ziggy_sobotka
Nightlife Industry
12/16/2008 8:43:00 PM
top snack foods that are only in the house at christmas
1. danish cookies in the tin
2. ferro rocher
3. ritz crackers with cheese and the garlic sausage
4.black magic milk chocolate
5.crappy mandarin oranges
Requiem
Requiem
Bar Star
12/16/2008 8:51:00 PM
They actually excommunicated you? Holy crap!
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 8:52:00 PM
The term used in that particular religion is disfellowshipped, but no one ever knows what I mean when I say that so I just use the common catholic term.
___k3___
___k3___
Member
12/16/2008 8:52:00 PM
^^^ you forgot Toffifee!!!
ziggy_sobotka
ziggy_sobotka
Nightlife Industry
12/16/2008 8:55:00 PM
kung pow was born in jonestown guyana??
ziggy_sobotka
ziggy_sobotka
Nightlife Industry
12/16/2008 9:00:00 PM
safeway pie, stove top and frozen medley should never be served during any christian holiday
Shango
Shango
DJ/Artist
12/16/2008 9:03:00 PM
Same Christmas Dinner My MOTHER Has Made Every Year For As Long As I Can Remember
1. Turkey.
2. Mad stuffing.
3. Gravy.
4. Mashed potatoes
5. Brussels sprouts
6. This really good sweet potato mash
7. cranberry-sauce-on-a-plate-in-the-shape-of-a-can
8. Christmas Pudding with hard sauce




KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 9:08:00 PM
real stuffing or crappy crap-top-stove-top?

I never even had real stuffing until I was 20. sad
ziggy_sobotka
ziggy_sobotka
Nightlife Industry
12/16/2008 9:09:00 PM
^^now we be talkin'!!
Shango
Shango
DJ/Artist
12/16/2008 9:13:00 PM
Real stuffing.

My Mom is old school British.
KungPow
KungPow
Raver
12/16/2008 9:13:00 PM
nice, I'm jealous sad


Hey kids feel free to vote on the cookie list, final decision will be this weekend when the baking festivities begin.
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