ok so here is the story. I have been going out with this 19 year old girl that I have met at work. she is a life guard at the swiming pool of this ymca. I teach the little kids there how to swim. I have been going out with her for about a month now. the thing is that at first I was a little concerned about the age factor being almost ten years older than her. to me though she seemed very mature for her age because she lives with roomates and not at home.

She had already been cool with me after i had a little bowl momvement accident when i went to their apartment. she had even given me a hand job in the pool once. so heres the problem with caitlyn. I like her alot. she is really hot and I never really had a hot girl before. She is kinda in leighly's league.

so I had sex for the first time in like six years with her last friday. I was nervous, but she worked with me and was patient when I did not get hard at first. this girl was like a porn star or something. she showed me things I have only seen in porns movies.

I have been pretty good at the missionary postion but she knows more than that! it looked like some kind of yoga sex warrior! well anyway, I'm not sure if I had said something wrong or what but she hasn't been returning my calls,. I had left eight messages on her voice mail and I know she is home because her car is there. Nobody comes to the door when I knock. Girls are so confusing. I even went down on her!

i don't see her until tuesday at work because she doesn't work mondays the same time I come in, and I can't come earlier because my mom has me doing all of her stupid house chores and slave work.

I'm just trying to figure out if she was only seeing me so that I could buy beer for her and her roomates. we have been kinda goining on work dates for the past month. every lunch break we would go together and get pizza and ice cream down the street. I'm out of option here guys and I'm worried I blew it. the only other thing I can think of is the sweat factor when I sleep. when I wake up some times it looks as though I fell in a pool but when I woke up in her bed it wasn't nearly as much as normal so i don't think that was it. If you have any ideas let me know. I want to keep this one!

nevermind this thread she called me back.

Yeah this is an old thread. I have been with caitlyn ever since. so I guess its been three months now I think. Everything is fine so far. She lets me have sex with her every now and then but she doesn't want to use the term boyfriend and girl friend. Sometimes it bothers me because she has a lot of "ex boyfriends" that she sees and remains friends after the relationship ended.

I don't know if I'm overreacting but most of the other guys she goes out with are these big muscle types. Mostly rude and inconsiderate. I went to one of the work parties and she dosen't hang out with me so much in front of her buddies. Most of the guys are younger than me by five years or so. They ride bikes and act like the own the place. I don't know why she keeps hanging out with them. last tuesday one of them just up and pushed me into a card table and challenged me to a fight because i accidentally knocked over a bag of weed he left on the edge of a pool table.

so he made a big scene and told me to get out of his house. Caitlyn just pretended like she didn't know me.

thats not a good girl dude

She sounds like an idiot flake.

Leave it to Samfry to get a handjob in a pool he teaches the kids in...

yes, for the last time I am real and no I am not trying to be funny. If people were a little bit more honest on this forum, you would see that the things I have posted are really pretty normal stuff. People assume its fake because no one ever hears about the all the common embarrassing moments people really do have because they are too concerned with being cool.

lemmie see here, what have I posted that is so unbelieveable?

That I live with my mom, brother and grand ma? wow! hold the press never has anyone been hard up to get a place in this day of age and the economy.

what else? that I have gotten hand jobs? well why don't you ask your boy friend if he has ever done that, is that so uncommon?

Gay dreams? because I have had a couple of gay dreams? well hmmm, seems like science tell us that over 80% of the population has them. big whoop.

what else did I post that is so bad? that I am not a fighter? okay, once again is that so unbelievable oh my God!!!!

whatelse? maybe because other people have had so much more sex than me? well sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't believe me, if I could have more I would. I just don't want HPV or any of the other stds. Its not like I don't have sex on purpose. I have a girl friend

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA funniest read in along time, when im having a bad day ill come back and read this and think fuk atleast life isnt that bad...,.

2 options dude, find your balls or find a bridge

Best Account on CV.

Ok for one thing, I didn't start that little incident and second why would I turn it down if I don't have to pay for it? exactly. GiaRulez, for everyguy whos is getting a hand job, there is a girl giving one. exactly.....