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5/25/2009 2:01:00 PM
Silvio Berlusconi is among Italy's richest men, estimated to be worth $6.5bn by US business magazine Forbes. The Italian Prime Minister was well known for his {some say) offensive sense of humour and his LOL comments about pretty much anything. Here is a selection...

On left-wing voters at a conference of retailers during the 2006 campaign:

"I trust the intelligence of the Italian people too much to think that there are so many pricks around who would vote against their own best interests."

Promising to put family values at the centre of his campaign:

"I will try to meet your expectations, and I promise from now on, two-and-a-half months of absolute sexual abstinence, until [election day on] 9 April."

To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003:

"I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."

During the controversy raging over the above remark:

"I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I am not sure I will be able to do it."

At the Brussels summit, at the end of Italy's EU presidency, in December 2003:

"Let's talk about football and women." (Turning to four-times-married German Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder.) "Gerhard, why don't you start?"

On Italian secretaries (comments made at the New York stock exchange):

"Italy is now a great country to invest in... today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls."

On a proposal to base an EU food standards agency in Finland, rather than the Italian city of Parma:

"Parma is synonymous with good cuisine. The Finns don't even know what prosciutto is. I cannot accept this."


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3041288.stm

Edited by Bashley on 5/25/2009 3:15:30 PM
InfectedRectum
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5/25/2009 2:57:00 PM
lol
Bassfreak
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5/25/2009 4:27:00 PM
And his wife was DOPE.

So are his "butterflies".
InfectedRectum
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5/25/2009 3:56:00 PM
i didn't like silvio, but now i think he is an ok guy
ThePhoenix
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5/25/2009 5:16:00 PM
Ive always liked his humour
Nicely
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5/26/2009 8:40:00 AM
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5/26/2009 7:39:00 PM
In October 2002, he told a news conference with Denmark's Anders Fogh Rasmussen that the Dane was "the best-looking prime minister in Europe … He's so good looking, I'm even thinking of introducing him to my wife."

He found himself in the diplomatic doghouse in 2005 for joking that he used his masculine charms to persuade Finland's female president to make Italy the site of an EU agency. "I had to use all my playboy tactics, even if they have not been used for some time," he said.


lol

He cracks me up.


less than 24 hours after Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian prime minister, was cleared of corruption charges, his former right-hand man was sentenced yesterday to nine years in jail for Mafia collusion.

Marcello Dell'Utri, a senator and co-founder of Mr Berlusconi's Forza Italia party, was accused of being "Ambassador to Milan" for the criminal alliance Cosa Nostra. Witnesses had alleged that he was the Mafia's link to the prime minister's Fininvest business empire.


http://www.telegraph.co.u...colluding-with-Mafia.html

The producers of 'The Sopranos' should have have given Silvio a guest spot on the show.



Edited by Bashley on 5/27/2009 10:50:06 AM
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5/26/2009 7:41:00 PM
Please fix the link^ Bashley, thanks.
Nicely
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5/27/2009 9:52:00 AM
Fix it yourself.. it's really not that difficult.
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5/27/2009 1:22:00 PM
Why would I do that when I can get the staff to do it for me.

You are aware the editing feature hasn't been implemented yet...
Nicely
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5/27/2009 3:02:00 PM
You mean you use the new site? Why?
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6/1/2009 8:31:00 PM
It's the wave of the CV future...

If Joel and team can pull it off and improve on CV classic more power to them. They certainly have their work cut out for them.

In the meantime, back on topic, here is a picture of Mr Berlusconi's 18-year old fuçk buddy.

ThePhoenix
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6/1/2009 8:37:00 PM
^that girls ex bf swears she didnt bang the PM
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6/1/2009 7:48:00 PM
He's probably just jealous she banged a 72-year old man and left him high and dry.

Oh, the games people play..
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6/2/2009 9:45:00 AM
In the meantime, back on topic, here is a picture of Mr Berlusconi's 18-year old fuçk buddy.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/...68898_007269221-1.jpg

[a]http://www.clubvibes.com/.../topic.aspx?id=466344[/a]
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6/2/2009 9:46:00 AM
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