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samfry
Nightlife Industry (530posts)
7/18/2009 3:02:00 AM
Who masturbates in the shower at the gym? I always wear sandals and figure its every man for himself. At first I thought it was inconsiderate but than I realize most people should wear sandles and if they don't its kinda their own fault right?
So I don't feel guilt about it. Its no different fromold women in the locker rooms sitting on the bench naked and leaving snail trails when the get up, am I right?
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7/18/2009 1:21:00 PM
Yes, you are the only one.
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7/18/2009 4:37:00 PM
Yes you are.
I'm interested in knowing how you came to the conclusion that old women sit on the bench in the locker room naked.....unless you were there of course.
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grant
Music Lover (1339posts)
7/18/2009 9:47:00 PM
eww. stop posting in vancity ok?
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grant
Music Lover (1339posts)
7/18/2009 9:48:00 PM
(on my radar)
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samfry
Nightlife Industry (530posts)
7/19/2009 12:03:00 AM
Feisty, lets just say I know somethings that most guys don't. My knowledge about the opposite sex is part of what gives me an advantage. In any case am I wrong? have you ever left a snail trail Feisty?
Would you be honest and tell everyone on CV if you had left a snail trail at some point in your life? Thats my point exactly. You wouldn't. I don't think I am the only guy who ever handled himself in the shower. So answer my question feisty,
HAVE
YOU
EVER
LEFT
A
SNAIL
TRAIL?
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Esta
Promo Model (48515posts)
7/19/2009 9:38:00 AM
Everywhere she goes.
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7/20/2009 1:43:00 AM
^Shoo fly.
Sam you don't happen to work with the elderly do you?
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7/20/2009 1:43:00 AM
Reminder to self * never to put my mum in a nursing home!
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samfry
Nightlife Industry (530posts)
7/20/2009 10:59:00 AM
Feisty you still have not anwsered my question. Have you ever sat down nude on some bench, got up and realized you left a snail trail? If you want to put me out there and call me out for being a pervert for being honest, than you should do the same.
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7/20/2009 9:47:00 PM
Feisty, lets just say I know somethings that most guys don't. My knowledge about the opposite sex is part of what gives me an advantage.
does it really give you an advantage? i find that it does not. in fact, it is a disadvantage.
i hope, as you so affectionately call it, the snail trail is not part of your "somethings that most guys do not know" repertoire.
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7/22/2009 12:17:00 AM
No Sam I have not.
Now, what the freak where you doing inspecting benches old ladies where seated on in the female change rooms?
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samfry
Nightlife Industry (530posts)
7/22/2009 7:11:00 AM
You should remember, I clearly told you one of my jobs is teaching swim lessons at a Ymca. After closing hours there is not any more members in the change rooms. Sometimes I close the pool area and I was curious what the womens locker looked like. I looked at the benchs and could feel traces of sticky moisture on the benches. It wasn't water from the shower so what else could it be? I could see what looked like snot smears when I looked at the benches from and angle. They looked like snail trails. I doubt these ladies were wiping their noses on the benches. So now you know.
Next I think we should address why your anatomy is different than any other lady Fiesty. what prevents your hole from leaving smears? because honestly I don't see how you can say you have never left a snail trail. Do you stick cotton in there? are your cheeks clenched tighter than most?
I think you are just lying because you don't want to embarrass yourself and yet you feel perfectly fine to try to put down me.
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Esta
Promo Model (48515posts)
7/22/2009 8:27:00 AM
ohlols
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7/22/2009 9:02:00 AM
hard to argue against traces of sticky moisture!
though i believe that many women would not sit on a public bench nude with no towel beneath them. maybe because all the girls i know are "germaphobes" it leads me to that belief. i bet Feisty also carries hand sanitizer in her purse, perhaps of the Bath and Bodyworks variety? ask her that one, samfry!
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samfry
Nightlife Industry (530posts)
7/22/2009 12:46:00 PM
Even if that were the case Sunday are you trying to tell me fiesty has not once forgotten to pull her handy wipes to scrap of the trails before she plopped down on some other persons junk? All I asking is for her to stop putting me down and be honest for once. First she shoots me down, and argues that she is not trying to put her body out there with a hard nipples and a wet t-shirt to tempt guys like me, than she denies having the same bodily functions as all women do.
All women have sat naked on another womans snail trail at some point in their life. Its just being absent minded. we all are at some point. I'm not trying to say anything other than its normal.
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7/24/2009 10:06:00 AM
Best use of "snail trail"
10,000 internet points!
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7/24/2009 10:39:00 AM
this websites frustrating as fuck, i cant even figure out how to add a thread again
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7/24/2009 10:41:00 AM
lol samfry, what a beauty
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7/24/2009 4:26:00 PM
Spot on Sunday!
Samfry are you sure you are not related to Bad Boy Bubby?
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7/24/2009 4:29:00 PM
.....................share the same mother perhaps?
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