Hope this isn't too out-there, and I hope this doesn't sound like a crazy rant, but what is up with all these girls squirting (and basically peeing all over everything) lately whenever they cum?

Are other guys noticing a recent trend these days in female ejaculation, or is it just me? I know it's pretty raunchy to just throw out there on this forum like this, but it seems like it's happening to me all the time these days and it never used to.

Are other guys are seeing this too, or am I just lucky or something?

Up until last year, I had NEVER once see a girl squirt. Not once. I've always had a really great sex life, but this never used to happen. These days I have to call housekeeping (so to speak) everytime I have sex. It's really hot, but wow...that's a lot of laundry! It can't be good for the environment. I'm wasting a lot of water!

So, since when did all you girls start doing this all the time? Did I learn something new (that I haven't figured out yet) that has turned me from a pretty regular guy (I thought) into some kind of miraculous sex god? Or are other guys noticing this trend too? I'd love to take the credit, but it doesn't seem like I can, because I'm not doing anything different. Even nice, vanilla, conservative-type women that I wouldn't normally expect to gush are freaking out and flooding my bed every time we have sex.

Was there a memo I missed that taught every sexually active woman on the planet how to splash and sploosh over and over all the place every time they cum? It's not just one woman this is happening with. It's the last four women I've slept with...every time! Once is chance, twice is coincedence, three times is a pattern...and four times is a lot of laundry soap!

Maybe bring some with you when you come over so I don't have to buy more! I've started putting a towel near the bed, and being more prepared for it...but it's just so un-hot to have to talk about it before sex everytime, especially when you're with someone new. Kind of awkward...gotta admit.

Girls, don't stop though! It's really fucking hot, and I'm totally stoked that you're all figuring your bodies out and getting the most out of sex (especially with me!), but I'm kind of getting tired of washing my sheets every time I have sex...so a warning would be nice!

Guys...I can't be the only guy this is happening to. Is this happening more now than it ever did to everyone? Girls...where did you all learn this? It can't just be me this is happening to. It's like the collective female consciousness suddenly learned how to cum like us guys...so, way to go girls!

It's great that it's happening like this for so many of you these days, but please give us a heads up when you think you're about to blow, okay? Or, travel with sheets...haha.

I know, right?

Samsung, FTMFW.

By chick pees, you mean channa, right?

so I'm into legumes

so what?

cherry baby

are you a squirter or a gusher?

well that's probably what it takes to date a pillow biter.

hey don't knock it until you've tried it

get yourself some rubber bedsheets and take your game to the next level

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