Don't laugh but I want to get hired at Earls as a waitress. I know they only hire hot girls, so getting hired there would be like a stamp of approval. Call me vain but I want to be included in that group! I do have waitressing experience but not for large chain restaurants. At least for the summer I'd love to get a job there.

So any current or ex Earls waitresses have any tips about getting hired??

Thx in advance!

Hey thanks for your interest, I'll be conducting interviews for the downtown location in my apt this weekend. Dress ASAP (as slutty as possible) for preferential treatment during the hiring process.

You can shower here. Towels will be available on a first come first serve basis. Leave your self-esteem at the door (if you even have any) because you wont need it.

I'll be providing drinks and all interviews will be videotaped for your protection

no one brags about being an Earl's 'alumni'....no one says 'Earl's taught me management skills, conflict resolution, customer service and totally augmented the existing talents that i already have.'